Just curious

Quick survey, sorry it's not very inclusive of the ladies.

Scenario: You've just eaten an apple/peach/orange/whatever and your hands are sticky. You go to the bathroom to wash them off and realize you have to pee.

Guess i'm the only non savage that answered.

Obviously wash hands, pee, wash hands again, not even because of hygiene in itself the first hand washing, because if you were eating something i would assume you had washed your hands previously already, but because i wouldn't want to get my zipper sticky...

Def wash hands first lol

I prefer not to wash my hands at all.
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If it is just juice from fruit full washing is not needed where rinsing could work just as well.

Where's the option for 'sit down wee while eating apple'?

I can't vote on any option, they all involve washing your hands after you pee. Where is the reasoning in this?
Restrooms have sinks so that you may wash your dirty hands before touching your, well yanno, which you keep all tucked in and clean all day.
Wash your hands first, don't touch your junk with those dirty things.

Wash, pee, wash again. Public restrooms are gross and I always wash before and after.