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TheDevilsBigToe [2204723] ×13 Azos [2318745] ×13 HijabiGirl [2234919] ×12 Kingty11 [2236564] ×12 DominicV [2289277] ×12 Vexed [2354663] ×12 SVD_NL [2363978] ×12 Skalla [2372619] ×12 Lat [1187876] ×2 Noffin [2252418] ×2 vvvvv27 [2329416] ×2 Wollongong [12833] ×1

Wollongong [12833]
Registration closed, races commence
[image: cdn.pixabay.com]

Summary:
- Entry fee (refunded upon completion): 1M -- if you don't have this, pm me
- 10 races, different cars, 10 tracks, usually between 12:00-19:00 TCT
- Xanax to be won
- E class cars only, no upgrades


Hi all,
racing is fun, but don't you hate how all the attention always goes to the F1 racers? As if the achievements of newcomers in cheaper cars aren't just as impressive.

That's why I am organizing the Noob GP, for Torn players who are less than 365 days old (at the moment of the first race) .

GP:
Participants will participate in 10 races on different tracks, in different cars. Each race will earn you points. At the end of the GP, the winner is known.

Participants

This event is for young Torn players only. You can register when you are less than 365 days old. In total, 10 participants can join.

How to register
To enter the Noob GP, send 1,000,000 to Wollongong[12833]. If you complete all 10 races, you will get this money refunded. Should you not know how to raise this money, drop me a message.

Races:
We will be racing 'custom races' which I will be making. That means I will be in each race we do, but my score does not count. Each race, 5 other contestants can participate, meaning I will do each track/car combination TWICE. Note: you can not participate in both. If you join both races, you will be disqualified from that race.

Races will be password protected, and be probably be raced between 12:00-19:00 TCT time.

Cars and tracks
We will be racing different tracks, with stockcars from the E-class. No upgrades, or anything. This is not about who spends the most on their car, this is about driving.

We will be driving the following cars (all under 10K):
Classic Mini (for sale at the docks) X
Peugeot 106 (item market) X
Reliant Robin (item market) X
Nissan Micra (item market) X
Citroen Saxo (item market) X
Honda Civic (item market) X
Volvo 850 (Item Market) X

Tracks
Tracks we will be racing:
Uptown (3 laps) DONE
Parkland (3 laps) DONE
Docks (5 laps) DONE
Two Islands (4 laps) DONE
Industrial (10 laps) DONE
Mudpit (5 laps)
Hammerhead (6 laps) DONE
Sewage (3 laps) DONE
Speedway (15 laps) DONE
Stone Park (3 laps)


Scores
Based on the race times, each race will have a ranking. The higher you rank, the more points you get:
1st: 8 points
2nd: 6 points
3rd: 4 points
4th: 2 points
Fastest lap: 1 point - Sorry, as it turns out, I don't get to see the laptimes.

I will be updating this thread after each race. Again, I am driving the race, but my times do not count.

What can I win?


- completion of all 10 races: entry fee refunded
- 1st place winner: 10 xanax 20 Xanax 30 XANAX
- 2nd place winner: 5 xanax 10 Xanax 15 XANAX
- 3rd place winner: 3 xanax 6 Xanax 9 XANAX

Update: Prizes doubled thanks to sponsorship
You were sent 18x Xanax from Lat with the message: Double up the prizes for your noob race

Update 2: Prizes have now been trippled due to an anonymous donor

Signups CLOSED

Participants (confirmed)
1) Vexed[2354663] -- 63 days old
2) Kingty11 [2236564] --- 251 days old
3) Big_Stem [2176696] --- 364 days old Gave his spot to someone else: vvvvv27 [2329416] --- 111 days old
4) Azos [2318745] -- 127 days old
5) DominicV [2289277] --- 165 days old
6) SVD_NL [2363978] --- 52 days old
7) TheDevilsBigToe [2204723] --- 306 days old
8) Noffin [2252418] -- 230 days old
9) HijabiGirl [2234919] ---256 days old WITHDRAWN
10) Skalla [2372619] -- 41 days old

Mentions: Azos [2318745] · Big_Stem [2176696] · DominicV [2289277] · HijabiGirl [2234919] · Kingty11 [2236564] · Lat [1187876] · Noffin [2252418] · Skalla [2372619] · SVD_NL [2363978] · TheDevilsBigToe [2204723] · Vexed [2354663] · vvvvv27 [2329416] · Wollongong [12833]

Wollongong [12833]
ALL RACES:
10 participants, 2 rounds.
First one starts when 5 have joined.
Second one will be created as soon as the first is done, and will start when it is full (or when 60 minutes have passed

RACE 1: Wednesday, oct 16, 12:30 TCT
Track: Speedway, 15 laps
Car: Citroen Saxo


Results:
[image: live.staticflickr.com]
[image: live.staticflickr.com]

Rankings
#1: Azos [2318745]: 8 points (0)
#2: Kingty11[2236564] 6 points
#3 Noffing[2252418] 4 points
#4 TheDevilsBigToe[2204723] 2 points

Race 2:
Track: Parkland (3 laps)
Car: Volvo 850

Results:
[image: live.staticflickr.com]

#1 Skalla[2372619]
#2 DominicV[2289277]
#3 Kingty11[2236564]
#4 Vexed [2354663]

Rankings:
Name -- Total Points
Kingty11[2225454]-- 10
Azos[2318745] -- 8
Skalla[2372619] -- 8
DominicV[2289277] -- 6
Noffing[2252417] -- 4
TheDevilsBigToe[2204723] -- 2
Vexed [2354663] -- 2
vvvv27[2329416] -- 0
SVD_NL[2363978] -- 0
HijabiGirl[2234919] -- 0

Race 3:
Track: Two Islands (4 laps)
Car: Reliant Robin

Race 3 Results

[image: live.staticflickr.com]

#1: TheDevilsBigToe[2204723] -- 8 points
#2: vvvv27[2329416] -- 6 points
#3: Skalla[2372619] -- 4 points
#4: Azos[2318745] -- 2 points

Rankings after 3 races:
Skalla[2372619] 12
Kingty11[2236564] 10
Azos[2318745] 10
TheDevilsBigToe[2204723] 10
vvvv27[2329416] 6
DominicV[2289277] 6
Noffing[2252418] 4
Vexed [2354663] 2
SVD_NL[2363978] 0
HijabiGirl[2234919] 0

Race 4:
Friday, 18th october, 12:30
Track: Sewage (3)
Car: Peugeot 106

Race 4 results
[image: live.staticflickr.com]

I'm sure you've figured out how many points each position earns, so straight to the rankings:

Skalla[2372619] 12
Kingty11[2236564] 10
Azos[2318745] 10
TheDevilsBigToe[2204723] 10
Noffing[2252418] 10
DominicV[2289277] 8
SVD_NL[2363978] 8
Vexed [2354663] 6
vvvv27[2329416] 6
HijabiGirl[2234919] 0

Race 5:
Friday 18th october: 14:30
Track: Industrial (10)
Car: Classic Mini

Race 5 results:

[image: live.staticflickr.com]

Rankings after 5 races:
TheDevilsBigToe[2204723] 18
Noffing[2252418] 16
Azos[2318745] 14
Skalla[2372619] 12
Kingty11[2236564] 10
SVD_NL[2363978] 10
DominicV[2289277] 8
Vexed [2354663] 6
vvvv27[2329416] 6
HijabiGirl[2234919] 0

Race 6:
Next race on MONDAY October 21st, noon (12:00)
Track: Docks
Car: Honda Civic

Race 6 results:
[image: live.staticflickr.com]

Rankings after 6 races:
Azos[2318745] 22
TheDevilsBigToe[2204723] 22
Noffing[2252418] 18
SVD_NL[2363978] 16
Skalla[2372619] 12
Kingty11[2236564] 10
DominicV[2289277] 8
Vexed [2354663] 6
vvvv27[2329416] 6
HijabiGirl[2234919] 0

Race 7: Tuesday Oct. 22, 13:00 TCT
Track: Uptown (3)
Car: Nissan Micra

Race 7 results

[image: live.staticflickr.com]

I am getting the feeling that some have thrown in the towel. Shame, really, considering that even the last place racer will gain valuable driving skill in the process (and maybe a merit).

Rankings after 7 races
Noffing[2252418] 26
Azos[2318745] 24
TheDevilsBigToe[2204723] 22
Skalla[2372619] 18
SVD_NL[2363978] 16
Kingty11[2236564] 14
DominicV[2289277] 8
Vexed [2354663] 6
vvvv27[2329416] 6
HijabiGirl[2234919] 0

Race 8 will be 6 laps on Hammerhead, driving a Citroen Saxo.

The race will start at 12:30 TCT, but as I have a work meeting, the race will be setup in advance, giving you all more time to enter.

Results of Race 8:
[image: live.staticflickr.com]

Rankings after 8 races

Noffing[2252418] 32
Azos[2318745] 26
Skalla[2372619] 26
TheDevilsBigToe[2204723] 22
SVD_NL[2363978] 16
Kingty11[2236564] 14
DominicV[2289277] 12
Vexed [2354663] 6
vvvv27[2329416] 6
HijabiGirl[2234919] 0

Race 9 results:
[image: live.staticflickr.com]

Also: correction on race 6. 4th place was incorrectly attributed. This has been corrected in the rankings below.

Rankings after 9 races

Azos[2318745] 34
Skalla[2372619] 32
Noffing[2252418] 30
SVD_NL[2363978] 22
TheDevilsBigToe[2204723] 22
Kingty11[2236564] 16
DominicV[2289277] 12
Vexed [2354663] 6
vvvv27[2329416] 6
HijabiGirl[2234919] 0

There is still a lot possible among the top 3...

Final race:
Race 10 will be on friday, Oct. 25th, 13:00 TCT

Track:
Stonepark (3)
Car: Wildcard -- any E-class car, no upgrades
Race 10 will be on friday, Oct. 25th, 13:00 TCT

Race 10 results

[image: live.staticflickr.com]

This brings the rankings after the 10th and final race to be:

Azos[2318745] 38
Skalla[2372619] 32
SVD_NL[2363978] 30
Noffing[2252418] 30
TheDevilsBigToe[2204723] 28
Kingty11[2236564] 16
DominicV[2289277] 14
Vexed [2354663] 6
vvvv27[2329416] 6
HijabiGirl[2234919] 0

To my frustration, only 3 racers participated in all races: Azos, Noffing and Skalla qualify for the full reimbursement of their entry fee.

Payments and prizes will be done when I get home.

For now, congratulations to the
#1: Azos (38 pts)
#2: Skalla (32 pts)

Noffing and SVD_NL will have to participate in a tie-breaker race. More details on that will follow.

Mentions: Azos [2318745] · DominicV [2289277] · HijabiGirl [2234919] · Kingty11 [2236564] · Skalla [2372619] · SVD_NL [2363978] · TheDevilsBigToe [2204723] · Vexed [2354663]

Wollongong [12833]
You sent $1,000,000 to Azos with the message: For completing all races in the Noob GP - reimbursement of entry
You sent $1,000,000 to Noffin with the message: For completing all races in the Noob GP - reimbursement of entry
You sent $1,000,000 to Skalla with the message: For completing all races in the Noob GP - reimbursement of entry

#1: Azos
30 Xanax
You sent 30x Xanax to Azos with the message: First prize in the Noob GP Racing Event - congratulations

#2: Skalla
15 Xanax
You sent 15x Xanax to Skalla with the message: Second prize in the Noob GP Racing Event - congratulations

#3 SVD_NL
9 Xanax
You sent 9x Xanax to SVD_NL with the message: Third prize in the Noob GP Racing Event - congratulations
Azos [2318745]
I have never considered racing, but I might buy myself a license and give it a shot.

Anything I have to look out for ? Can I join ?
BlnkSugarSocket [2018522]
I had intended to, but the OP feels that its important for entrants to pay the fee themselves, to ensure that they follow through on their monetary investment with a concomitant time investment. Apparently selling 4 losses pays the fee, so it shouldn't be too difficult for anyone to enter regardless of level or days old.

Also you'd need to have bought a racing license, so that means you can afford 1 mil, now that I think about it.

My 1 mil donation has been added to the prize pool instead. Good luck!
Wild_Husky [2104424]
I think the less than sign in the title is for more than. Should be <365 days.

Is this a daily event or a one-time event that you are hosting?

Overall loving this idea. R+
Wollongong [12833]
oops, thanks.

The event will most likely take several days, considering that all racers need to do 10 races, and each race must be done twice to ensure all can race :)

Whether or not I will be doing this more often depends on how it goes.