Mistletoe coop 99k happy jumps

Have a few mates or faction mates doing 99k jumps or reading the happy book?

Buy 2 Mistletoes at 10m each atm, farm the 99k jumpers after they are done training = 50kish happy + ecstacy and boom max happy.

Train.

Become another happy donor yourself.

The above is not mathematically accurate but you get the idea - add some candy and stuff to counter the slightly lower than 50k happy due to the donors having trained before you take the Ecstacy.

This has potential to become a pyramid scheme - i invite you, you leech from me and become a leechee ( is that a word? ) yourself.

All fun and games until someone pays to reduce your happy down to 0

Preach

Best part is that it's possibly the cheapest way to get a 99k jump. Unless you split the bill with your friend, which would be the nice thing to do. Load image: wink

At least til mistletoes are still below 20m and indeed splitting the original jump as well would be a bro thing to do

True that! Looks like they're going up now

I don't get it. Is that what mistletoe are for? You send it to someone and that splits the total happiness between you? Are you talking about the mistletoe from gift shop christmas town? They are actually pretty cheap atm

Poison mistletoe steals 25% of the victim's happy, so you can use it to siphon jump. But no, this isn't the same item you get from the gift shop. (It's just cheap right now largely due to Duke giveaways during the holidays.)

So with 2 poison mistletoe you only steal 0,4375x happy on the base 99999 this is 43750. With 3 you steal approx 0,6758x happy

Yeah like i said the above is a guideline, not exact mathematics - might beed a few edvds before ecstacy, 3 poison mistletoes seems like a waste.

Well, I wouldnt use Edvds, it's not a huge deal to not get exactly 99k unless you want the merit.

Gotta save that booster cooldown for FHCs during a big jump like this one

True that, indeed depends on the goal at hand.

surprised not more people r doing these jumps tbh

nice