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The naughtiest faction in Torn wants you!

Started by Shavedarmpit [2360543] on in Faction Recruitment.

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Shavedarmpit [2360543]
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Here are the few reasons you might want to join:


- Our faction is so awesome it increases your gym gains. No longer will the gym staff laugh at you!

- We reduce passive negatives from drugs and addictions and we decrease the chance of drug addiction and overdosing.
No longer will you be like: “Holy eff! What’s that white thing coming out of my mouth?!

- We increase the maximum item capacity! No longer will you have to shove plushies and Xanax up your every hole. You can trade 9 more plushies and flowers and drugs! You no longer have to see people wondering: “Why does this lion plushy smell funny?” when they buy the extra items from you.

- With us you’ll be more confident! That’s right, we increase your maximum nerve! You’ll even have enough guts to ask your crush on a date!

Not enough reasons? Well, hear me out,

- Our leader is Bekoe who has smashed more vagina than any of the pornstars out there. Wouldn’t it be amazing to team up with such a legendary person?
- Every time a new member joins us cuinhel smiles a little. Wouldn’t it be amazing if he would smile the whole day, so people would think “What the hell is wrong with you? Why are you always smiling”. Lets make him die from laughter like Martin of Aragon.
- We’ve got Matsumushi. He’s from Texas - enough said.
- We’ve got Irix. Her first language is Spanish, so you can learn how to cuss in Spanish for free! You know you are going to need it someday!

We are really active as in the past we have had many competitions going on, such as Ms&Mr Naughty and soon the Halloween competition is coming up!
We always work as a team. Don't believe me? Here's one of the pictures we have drawn together.
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And many more awesome members! We are like one big happy family. Come join our family!

So what are you waiting for? Click here and join now!

Mentions: bekoe [439563] · cuinhel [160655] · Irix [24780] · Matsumushi [1267495] · Naughty Souls [8317]

Pete_Boston [2287968]
I Love It! (the ad) Im 47, they took me from lvl nothing to 22....And I still don't know what Im doing They are thtat bad ass and never stop being there for me....Your a gamer...the bus stops here...the faction chat alone will keep you here wanting more. Aint no better people/bad ass folks in Torn..our ladies.....well none no finer...like the hair on a frog...So ladies...this faction might be the deal....since they run the roost anyway.
Jermicide [2071562]
We're a bunch of spotted dicked(arguable), horny(almost Everytime) and lovable people. What more could you ask for. Except a normal dicked person that is. :)