Last words.

Started by Nadbash [2183654] on 30 Jan 2020 in General Discussion.

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Bug [1455582] Committee · 5 likes · 30 Jan 2020
Those are some strange last words.. I'd want mine to be something clever or witty like "promise me you'll delete my hard drive" but I'm pretty sure my actual last words would be "please don't shoot me"..
Brakier [2095393] · 3 likes · 30 Jan 2020
this is so dark and wholesome

Nadbash [2183654] 30 Jan 2020, 00:29 TCT · #1

What do you want your last words to be, like if someone pulled a gun on you and said "Any last words?"

For me it'd be "Dicks out for Harambe." Not only would the killer have to explain to the cops that those were my last words, but then they'd have to explain it to my wife and that would haunt her for the rest of her days,

Brakier [2095393] 30 Jan 2020, 00:30 TCT · #2

this is so dark and wholesome

Bug [1455582] Committee Committee 30 Jan 2020, 00:36 TCT · #3

Those are some strange last words..

I'd want mine to be something clever or witty like "promise me you'll delete my hard drive" but I'm pretty sure my actual last words would be "please don't shoot me"..

joei [2474002] 30 Jan 2020, 00:38 TCT · #4

"what about the kids"

Triplicant [2037705] 30 Jan 2020, 01:05 TCT · #5

"Money's in the prison wallet - Feel lucky punk?"

Helcostr [1934501] Wiki Editor 30 Jan 2020, 01:06 TCT · #6

"see you later"

MissAdventure [2202270] 30 Jan 2020, 01:08 TCT · #7

Who puts poison in coffee?

Triplicant [2037705] 30 Jan 2020, 01:10 TCT · #8

And now the mugger, in serious stress, as he bought a coffee from the same shop you were at, only minutes beforehand.

Hemigidius [2157705] 30 Jan 2020, 01:10 TCT · #9

"Respawn in 10..9..8.."

JoeSkull [533524] 30 Jan 2020, 01:12 TCT · #10

"Killjoy!"

Fatbears [2197270] 30 Jan 2020, 02:38 TCT · #11

If your hands aren't tied are you gonna whip it out as well??

AwakeNoWokeFail [79965] 30 Jan 2020, 03:58 TCT · #12

Please tell DUD... Change your name, bitch.

Putting all cucking aside, I believe my last words would be "oh, shit". I've had a few of them in my life. Mostly involving a car.

Nadbash [2183654] 30 Jan 2020, 04:01 TCT · #13

Chances are if I meet my end at the end of an angry man's firearm, my dick will already be out.

Twitter [2309219] 30 Jan 2020, 04:03 TCT · #14

"I came into this world naked, and I intend to go out the same way....now please, be a sport and turn your back while I get undressed."

Bye Felicia.

JS_REP [1033180] 30 Jan 2020, 04:30 TCT · #15

My last words other than you’re an idiot for creating this thread.

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Lohgela [2407012] 30 Jan 2020, 04:36 TCT · #16

"Thank you." is how I imagine it to be.

In reality, it would probably be "F**k me."

Fatbears [2197270] 30 Jan 2020, 04:47 TCT · #17

Muh man.

GrimRazor [1776608] 30 Jan 2020, 05:00 TCT · #18 · edited

PwNing ALL n00bs.

Lenin [2199004] 30 Jan 2020, 06:01 TCT · #19

"Nice BB gun you f**king nerd"

1869113 [1869113]30 Jan 2020, 07:40 TCT · #20

"I'm actually a black belt in Ka..."