Went on a Real Life Date With 3rd Place Ms. Torn

who?

Thanks to you lord, I just changed her ringtone on my phone to the "yipyipyip" sound when she calls me. Load image: cool

But what about julie sir andyman?

I want to see the sexual tension chart.

Rest assured, my Torn love for Julie is strong as ever. Load image: love_chemistry

A lover of many I see
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Ya'll act like I have game.

I don't. Load image: laughing

I want to see the graphs when u first give her a good.....


Haha sry the Kras shining thru :-D

Don't women love huge... bar charts? When you want you can go deeper in 'things' than most man can... using statistics. You got your finger in every pie... chart.

I've been able to meet a #1 Mr Torn and a #5 Mr Torn. Kinda averages out to #3.

A+ on the charts. Wish there was a chart that showed how often charts came up in the conversation though.

Dude, she's stealing your fries. Everyone knows that if the lady steals your fries, she's into you!!

What does your wife think about that?

I'd say "to thank" if I were Aussie...

Andyman liked this post.

Just sayin.

Harmer didn't like this post. Jealous much?

... if you ever have the desire to torpedo your average down to #15th... give me a shout. I promise I won't stare at your colorful hair. Load image: grin

Would it kill you to know that I opened the car door for her too? Load image: laughing

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I would inhale that rn.

Sorry but we have never met..