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Cornholiovirus

Started by Penetration [2340613] on in General Discussion.

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  • Brakier [2095393] · 3 likes ·
    why is toilet papper the thing wich gets out of stock? shouldnt it be like food and such?
  • kombucho [2419261] · 1 likes ·
    you wipe your nose with toilet paper ?
Penetration [2340613] · #1 · edited
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Torn has been in toilet paper frenzy since before it was cool.


Let's see your Torn cornholiovirus memes. Best meme as voted on by me gets, I dunno, coronavirus + some cool Torn item. Official end date for submissions is when 200,000 people recover from coronavirus according to this website.

Plus discuss how much you hate this thread so it stays in GD.
Sheyrak [2125456] · #11 · edited
I was forced to purchase toilet paper that smells like lemon/camilla, because everything else is sold out since over a week....

I don't regret it.

My butt and tip smell awesome.
DangerNoodle [1482301] · #15
I hope the reason is that people got it confused with norovirus. I think the reality is people now think toilet paper is more an essential resource than food and clean water.
DangerNoodle [1482301] · #16
I didn't panic buy TP, so when I got down to my last roll today it was concerning to see the all the shops near me still with empty shelves in the toilet tissue isle. The story has a happy ending though, I mugged an elderly person in the carpark and stole her rolls. I think the shops are hiding rolls just for the elderly, that's discrimination. I righted an injustice today.