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CrazyKill [2045679] · #1 · edited
Hey guys nothing too fancy just going to give away random items to jokes that make me laugh!
post your funniest joke below and if they make me laugh you’ll get an item ranging from 500k-10million in value!
goodluck happy quarantine!

given away so far:
You sent some Xanax to sh4rinja.
You sent some Epinephrine to connorbb91.
You sent some Epinephrine to MUSLIH_20.
You sent $500,000 to Missingno with the message: Forum Joke Game
You sent some Xanax to Dagazzi.
R+ for higher chance to win if your jokes shit

Mentions: connorbb91 [2537093] · MUSLIH [2504346] · sh4rinja [2532978]

Erugon [2479572] · #3
*waves hand* you will give me your most expensive item, you will give me your most expensive item.
Wood [2175573] · #7
A 90 year old man went to the doctor for his yearly visit. During the visit, the doctor asked the man how he was doing.

"Great!" The man said, "I'm married to a gorgeous 20 year old woman who is now pregnant with my child."

The doctor rubbed his chin and then began to tell the man a story.

"I knew a man once who went bear hunting. As he was leaving, he accidentally took an umbrella instead of his shotgun. After searching, he finally found a bear. He raised the umbrella and two shots rang out. The bear dropped down dead at the hunter's feet."

"Well, that's crazy! Obviously, someone else shot that bear!" The old man told the doctor.

"My point exactly." The doctor replied.
T1000 [2525093] · #10
Hi,

I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts". Well...



Kevin