Theoretical Max

i don't know but i volunteer to test it
edit- fr tho i'd expect at least 60k total accounting for gym unlocks
edit2-although with infinite cash i'd expect they could get 99k happy with strippograms so actually it could be a lot more

andyman your dog/cat needs an account!

If we are talking about money not being a factor. Then there could be a request to rent Queen Eleanor from David instead of PI for more happy.

Use vladar calculator. With no limit at all, new player can do 99k hj using 2 PM + 1 edvd + 7 fhc 3 times in one week

i have no idea, and I'm not going to do the math lol.

You definitely would need Poison Mistletoes and/or Strippograms and/or several friends in an Amusement Park to lift the happy jump timegate so you could allocate 100% of your booster cooldown and drug cooldown to energy.

You'd need access to a faction with a maxed steadfast branch, maxed voracity, and a 10-star music store to unlock gyms faster the moment you turn level 3. You'd also need access to Sports Sneakers.

You'd need to pray for no overdoses, as you noted in OP. (Not pray in church, but pray to the RNG god irl)

I wrote about this subject in my breaking battlestats gains records thread. Load image: smiley

If any restart attempts this, let me know, I'd love to track your progress. Load image: smiley

Note: This would be insanely expensive you would literally have to bump your happy back up to 99,999 after every single 5e train with amusement specials.

how can restarts even afford that

Very, very rich friends. Load image: laughing

Training all energy at 99k happiness in Crim's Gym would net you 552,934 defense in 7 days which would be the max for what you said you'd include (so not including FC/farm special, faction perks, saving TV network job points and getting SE special in defense etc, special refills from christmas)

720e per 24hrs, 1000e from 4 xanax, 600e from 4 FHCs, 150e from points refill(17,290 total)
4.6 gym dots in Defense in Crim's Gym (Highest gym you'd have access to)

2240 Strippogram vouchers (80 every 6 hours because you don't have enough nerve to get jailed each time you train 5e, you would need also need 17,290 nerve total to fail a bust to 100% get jailed each time) costing 36.3776b, 28 FHCs costing 388.36m, 28 Xanax costing 23.52m and 175 points costing 7.98m

So all yours for only $36,797,460,000

Joining a 10* FC would net you the largest gain at 786,167, with faction perks and job perks starting after 3 days (3% gym gains from Job, 20% from Faction and an extra 600e from 4 more FHCs)

Big difference if someoneone is using 2 poison mistletoes + 1 strip + 8 fhc
And if someone is using edvds to do the 99k hj tho

well, it could theoretically be done way cheaper, make an account a few hours before the start of the month and sub, there's a small chance you get the ignorance is bliss book.

a small confession here, I've actually considered making a multi just to test this out. (i know, I'm bad a person) the plan is to every month sign up on a new account and hope I get the bliss book after a few hours

Assuming unlimited money means 99999 happy for all trains, so usage of FHCs will count.

The math would be when to use the FHCs though...

Using 4 FHCs/day regularly for approx E:

Nat E = 660 (assuming sleep 7 hours, so you lose 60E for the 2 hours extra sleep)
4 FHCs = 600
~3Xan = 750
Refill = 150
Farm = 70
Total = 2230

Question is, you have a bonus 5 FHCs to use (due to faction +24h booster CD).

When would be the appropriate time to use these 5 FHCs?

Nah in max perk booster faction it should be 6 fhc perjump.
You need around 36 hours (6-8 hours of xanax cool down) to stack energy and remove drug cd before u start to jump. Or 8 fhc if wanna use booster cd as hj time parameter.

Also someone mentioned unique property, idk how that works but afaik happy is capped at 99k so if money non issue, the player does not need the property.

It takes 3 days for the faction perks to kick in nowadays, so only 4 days of 48h booster cd. I spose music store would be the best job for this also due to 30% increased gym exp.

If you want to min/max this, then create the account last day of the month and hope to get a +30% gym book on your second day. If no book, then delete account and repeat at the end of the next month.

Forgot Xan. added it in ~3/day

I mean assuming unlimited money means there is no need to stack E, you just assume that everytime you hit train you have 99999 E

Basically this but i'd optimize a bit by joining a ladies strip club (10% defense gains) and letting your booster cd expire right as you get company and faction specials.

6060e the first three days and 10230e the next four days.

That would give 901k defense over 7 days according to Vladar's training calculator.

The price could be brought down significantly if you can poison mistletoe someone reading ignorance is bliss but since money wasn't part of the question i guess it's not relevant :)

And all of that goes out the window if, by sheer dumb luck, you got Ignorance is Bliss in a city find on your first day.

Sort of, you'd still need to get an amusement special after each 5e train. Load image: laughing

The new player missions give out lots of free energy, so be sure to include that in the calculations.