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So you must be wondering how this works!
Here's how it goes Rules:
you can only enter 1 joke per week
you must make me laugh in order to win
if you make me laugh I will send u 1 mil
pretty simple right
so just submit ur best joke
!winner will be chosen next week
good luck!
How many beers does it take to get a bird drunk?
Toucans
If you wanted to laugh at a joke, just go look in a mirror.
Thinking of moving to Scotland?
Think a Glen
My Grandad hasn't been well recently so I took him to see an alternative therapist who recommended rubbing lard into his back 3 times a day.
He's gone downhill fast ever since...
im alr a joke
what do you call a group of transgender women..
the X Men
What do you call a sketchy Italian neighborhood?
The spaghetto!
damn bro almost got me there
What should you do, if you get locked out of your house?
Talk to the lock, because communication is key.
If zombie apocalypse occurs, you will be one of those who are safe.
Because those zombies only eat brains.
What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes everyone go crazy?
...
A $100 bill.
Saw an advertisement for a TV, $1 volume stuck on full, I thought I can't turn that down.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck
Man: hi mdm, i would your help to remove this stain
Laundry owner: Come again?
Man: no mdm, it is just ketchup this time round
Ps if you know what i mean.. Haha
how many roaches does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Can’t tell, once the lights turn on they scatter
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Association
Why does a dog lick his balls.
Becuase he can.
Give a man a match, and he will be warm for a few hours. Set a man in fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
why did the sperm cross the road? cuz i wore the wrong sock :(