I've noticed that the T&G section is lacking a comprehensive overview of low-tier training regimes (instead being fragmented into several guides). This hopes to remedy that.
These are training jumps that can be used by players with relatively low battle stats. These are useful up to having 400K (800K with happy jumps in Adult Novelty stores) in the stat being trained; after that, you should use 3 xanaxes a day to train and not bother with any of these.
An important thing to note for all of these is that happiness resets to your property's "maximum" every 15 minutes. As such, it is recommended that you should start the happiness parts of these guides (those involving candy, edvd's, and ecstasy) right after a 15 minute mark, and definitely not right before one.
1. Noob Lollipop Jumps
Materials required: 48 lollipops, 1 ecstasy.
Cost: ~$90,000.
Original source: No full guides, but Baldr's Basic Advice has a section on it.
Ways to make it cheaper: Don't use ecstasy, only use a few lollipops.
Ways to make it more expensive: Take a Xanax or LSD before it, replaces the lollipops with big boxes of chocolate bars.
Steps:
1. Wait until your energy bar is full.
2. Shortly after a fifteen minute mark, take the 48 lollipops.
3. Then, take an ecstasy, doubling your happiness.
4. Train your energy in the gym. Your gains will be much larger than they would be otherwise.
Wory's Recommendation: This is the best jump for players who haven't reached level 15 yet (or just reached it), mostly because it's probably the only one that's within your budget. Try to do this every day, if you can.
2. Choco Jumps
Materials required: 1 xanax, 1 ecstasy, 48 big boxes of chocolate, 25 points.
Cost: ~$2,500,000.
Original Source: Iceeswirl's "Choco jump (Happy jump alt)"
Ways to make it cheaper: Get rid of the points, use lollipops instead of big boxes of chocolate.
Ways to make it more expensive: Replace 12 big boxes of chocolate with an EDVD.
Steps:
1. Wait until your energy bar is full
2. Take a xanax. Wait for the cooldown timer to finish (6-8 hours).
3. Shortly after a 15 minute mark, take the 48 big boxes of chocolate.
4. Then, take an ecstasy, doubling your happiness.
5. Train your energy in the gym.
6. Go to the points building and spend 25 points on "refill energy".
7. Train your energy in the gym.
Wory's recommendation: This is the best jump for most flyers and people for whom doing happy jumps once or twice a week remains tantalizingly out of reach. It produces nearly as many gains per week as one happy jump for a fraction of the price. Getting rid of the points can also be a helpful option if money is tight -- a pointless choco jump gives 70-75% of the gains for 50% of the price.
3. Happy Jumps
Materials required: 4 xanax, 1 ecstasy, 5 erotic DVD's, 25 points.
Cost: ~$22,000,000
Original Source: Multiple. I recommend Iribuya's "Happy Jump Visual Guide"
Ways to make it cheaper: N/A
Ways to make it more expensive: Use strippogram vouchers, or job points in a sweet shop (or other company that gives happiness for job points). If you're considering going down this path, check out Sky's "Max happiness guide (99K for honor)".
Steps:
1. Train your energy, or otherwise make it so that you have 0 energy.
2. Take a Xanax. Wait for the cooldown timer to finish (6-8 hours).
3. Repeat step 2 three more times, until your energy is full.
4. Take (consume? watch?) 5 erotic DVD's.
5. Take an ecstasy, doubling your happiness.
6. Train your energy in the gym.
7. Go to the points building and spend 25 points on "refill energy".
8. Train your energy in the gym.
Wory's recommendation: If you can afford it, this is the best, and provides the best gains. If you are doing this regularly, I'd recommend joining a 10* Adult Novelties store to double your EDVD gains.
This marks the conclusion of this guide. If you liked it, mind giving it an R+?
These are training jumps that can be used by players with relatively low battle stats. These are useful up to having 400K (800K with happy jumps in Adult Novelty stores) in the stat being trained; after that, you should use 3 xanaxes a day to train and not bother with any of these.
An important thing to note for all of these is that happiness resets to your property's "maximum" every 15 minutes. As such, it is recommended that you should start the happiness parts of these guides (those involving candy, edvd's, and ecstasy) right after a 15 minute mark, and definitely not right before one.
1. Noob Lollipop Jumps
Materials required: 48 lollipops, 1 ecstasy.
Cost: ~$90,000.
Original source: No full guides, but Baldr's Basic Advice has a section on it.
Ways to make it cheaper: Don't use ecstasy, only use a few lollipops.
Ways to make it more expensive: Take a Xanax or LSD before it, replaces the lollipops with big boxes of chocolate bars.
Steps:
1. Wait until your energy bar is full.
2. Shortly after a fifteen minute mark, take the 48 lollipops.
3. Then, take an ecstasy, doubling your happiness.
4. Train your energy in the gym. Your gains will be much larger than they would be otherwise.
Wory's Recommendation: This is the best jump for players who haven't reached level 15 yet (or just reached it), mostly because it's probably the only one that's within your budget. Try to do this every day, if you can.
2. Choco Jumps
Materials required: 1 xanax, 1 ecstasy, 48 big boxes of chocolate, 25 points.
Cost: ~$2,500,000.
Original Source: Iceeswirl's "Choco jump (Happy jump alt)"
Ways to make it cheaper: Get rid of the points, use lollipops instead of big boxes of chocolate.
Ways to make it more expensive: Replace 12 big boxes of chocolate with an EDVD.
Steps:
1. Wait until your energy bar is full
2. Take a xanax. Wait for the cooldown timer to finish (6-8 hours).
3. Shortly after a 15 minute mark, take the 48 big boxes of chocolate.
4. Then, take an ecstasy, doubling your happiness.
5. Train your energy in the gym.
6. Go to the points building and spend 25 points on "refill energy".
7. Train your energy in the gym.
Wory's recommendation: This is the best jump for most flyers and people for whom doing happy jumps once or twice a week remains tantalizingly out of reach. It produces nearly as many gains per week as one happy jump for a fraction of the price. Getting rid of the points can also be a helpful option if money is tight -- a pointless choco jump gives 70-75% of the gains for 50% of the price.
3. Happy Jumps
Materials required: 4 xanax, 1 ecstasy, 5 erotic DVD's, 25 points.
Cost: ~$22,000,000
Original Source: Multiple. I recommend Iribuya's "Happy Jump Visual Guide"
Ways to make it cheaper: N/A
Ways to make it more expensive: Use strippogram vouchers, or job points in a sweet shop (or other company that gives happiness for job points). If you're considering going down this path, check out Sky's "Max happiness guide (99K for honor)".
Steps:
1. Train your energy, or otherwise make it so that you have 0 energy.
2. Take a Xanax. Wait for the cooldown timer to finish (6-8 hours).
3. Repeat step 2 three more times, until your energy is full.
4. Take (consume? watch?) 5 erotic DVD's.
5. Take an ecstasy, doubling your happiness.
6. Train your energy in the gym.
7. Go to the points building and spend 25 points on "refill energy".
8. Train your energy in the gym.
Wory's recommendation: If you can afford it, this is the best, and provides the best gains. If you are doing this regularly, I'd recommend joining a 10* Adult Novelties store to double your EDVD gains.
This marks the conclusion of this guide. If you liked it, mind giving it an R+?
Mentions: Baldr's Basic Advice · Choco Jump (Happy Jump Alt) · iribuya's Happy Jump Visual guide · Max Happiness Guide (99,999 for Honor)
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