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Biggest troll
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Ched is the biggest troll
But i won't say he's sad.
But i won't say he's sad.
The biggest troll on torn? That would have to be Kirk_Johnson [72]. He's no longer on torn though. He had his entire account deleted for.... well I can't actually go into that without suffering the wrath of the all mighty bogs.
He sent a picture a day to Chedediah every single day for three consecutive years. When the pictures were arranged in the fashion of the Gregorian calendar, the collage was of his anus.
I better finish this story before they throw me in the klink!
So, it goes down like I said above, a pic everyday, 3 years, anus. Right? So anyway, it took awhile for Chedlandton to figure out the code. KJ sent him messages for four more years before he finally got it. I hear that ol' Chetdarington was too involved with laying the foundation for Crimes 2.0 at the time and didn't think much of the pictures, just that it was weird someone would send various feet pictures with different amounts of tan to them.
Anyway, once Chippiwa figured it out he UnLeashed (hey guys :D) the full brunt of his fury and let it rain down upon KJ's head. He took note of his IP address, found the location of the IP, noted down every internet service provider in that area, wound up doxxing KJ, whose real name turned out to be Kirk Johnson in reality so Chipndale followed him through social media accounts and the local news papers.
Any time KJ would move, Childress would make sure to note the possible range of IPs there. He permabanned every single one of them.
And that my fine feathered friends is why licking postage stamps laced with LSD can generate fun stories for the grandkids. Unless you practice safe or solo sex, in which case you won't be making any kids that will give you grandkids.
Remember, drink lots of alcohol and make bad decisions.
He sent a picture a day to Chedediah every single day for three consecutive years. When the pictures were arranged in the fashion of the Gregorian calendar, the collage was of his anus.
I better finish this story before they throw me in the klink!
So, it goes down like I said above, a pic everyday, 3 years, anus. Right? So anyway, it took awhile for Chedlandton to figure out the code. KJ sent him messages for four more years before he finally got it. I hear that ol' Chetdarington was too involved with laying the foundation for Crimes 2.0 at the time and didn't think much of the pictures, just that it was weird someone would send various feet pictures with different amounts of tan to them.
Anyway, once Chippiwa figured it out he UnLeashed (hey guys :D) the full brunt of his fury and let it rain down upon KJ's head. He took note of his IP address, found the location of the IP, noted down every internet service provider in that area, wound up doxxing KJ, whose real name turned out to be Kirk Johnson in reality so Chipndale followed him through social media accounts and the local news papers.
Any time KJ would move, Childress would make sure to note the possible range of IPs there. He permabanned every single one of them.
And that my fine feathered friends is why licking postage stamps laced with LSD can generate fun stories for the grandkids. Unless you practice safe or solo sex, in which case you won't be making any kids that will give you grandkids.
Remember, drink lots of alcohol and make bad decisions.
My only regret is that I cant uprate this twice.
You win LOL
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Can confirm, Kirk_Johnson changed his name to Crudbump started making tunes about his exploits.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzAuXuxD0Oo
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzAuXuxD0Oo
As long as the trolls keep trolling the Rick will keep rolling....and yes I copied this from someone
This has to be the most valid answer lmao
Marlon rules Torn baby ! Hoorah
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