Discrimination

So, there I was sipping my Starbucks latte wind blowing through my Cotton candy pink hair. I was really feeling good about myself because I refused the plastic straw peddled by the big earth polluting fascist companies. This day was even better because I did it! I finally made model at the lingerie store. I walked in in my cutest save the whales tank top that was a size and a half too small ..YOLO. Feeling sexy I perused the lingerie lineup, beaming from ear to ear I hit the floor with some pasties and a edible thong (hopefully I find a hungry shopper). Just as I pranced out on the floor my manager stopped me and took into his office. I was told I can’t be a model because I’m a man and having me in that position gave the company negative stats. Being the sensitive snowflake I am, I burst into tears seeing my cat walking days end before they begin. Why oh why!? Even in game you can’t escape such blatant and harmful discrimination. Oh for the love of humanity.

50k solves your problem. Not that hard.

Your cat walking days are over? ... Isn't it hard to put the leash and collar on them? Plus I can only imagine what they would do if they saw another cat, or even a dog, while you were walking them around

Cotton* not Cotten

Are you saying I can’t be excepted for what I am?

Fixed just for you.

I read the original and felt it needed a German accent to be more entertaining.

"So, zere I vas sippingkt mein Schtarbucks latte vind blowingkt zrough mein Kotton kenty pink hair I vas r-r-really feelingkt good about meinself because I r-r-refused ze plastic schtraw peddled by ze big earzz pollutingkt fascist kompanies. Zis day vas efen better because I did i Seig Heil! I finally made model at ze lingkterie schtore. I valked in in mein kutest safe ze vhales tank top zat vas a size undt a half too small ..YOLO. Feelingkt sexy I perused ze lingkterie lineup, beamingkt from ear to ear I hit ze floor mitt some pasties undt a edible zong hopeingkt I find a hungry schopper. Chust as I pranced out on ze floor mein manager schtopped me undt took into his office. I vas told I kan be a model because I’m a man undt hafingkt me in zat position gafe ze kompany negatife schtats. Beingkt ze sensitife snowflake I am, I burst into tears seeingkt mein kat valkingkt days end before zey began.vy oh vh Seig Heil! Efen in game you kan’t escape such blatant undt harmful discrimination. Oh fur ze lofe uff humanity."

oi
zat is insulting - we do not not speak like zat

Now you can eat candy and be happy

is this what happens when you snort ket and go on the forums?

Sheesh, i actually tried reading that. Difficult...

Zat is cool

Save the planet.

Ve needt somevone to readt dat out loudt, ja. Tu help us understandt. Vill yuu folunteer?

No - because I might get too into it and we might get partitioned by the allies again afterwards

See now, this is satire. Not creative, but still satire.

What I find amusing is yet another post whining about other people being offended. How many more levels of irony are we going to rack up here?

This is what happens when you’re a little boy with big aspirations of being a model and suddenly it’s ripped from you. Poof…gone…vanished. I just wanted to do for lingerie what Zohan did for hairstyling.

Oh look! It's this shit again...

Off you go with the same tired arguments...

Go on, off you trott... Load image: sick

go back to P&L no one wants or appreciates your concern trolling