Roast me

My birthday is coming soon (25 june) and i love roasts so what would be better than torn citizens roasting the shit out of each other as my birthday present but instead ill be giving away prizes to the top 3 roasters that had me roasted and rolling.

YOU HAVE TO ROAST THE PERSON ABOVE YOU


You can only post 1 of your roast every page.


FIRST PRIZE: Feathery hotel coupon ×1
SECOND PRIZE: Drug packs ×2
THIRD PRIZE: Xanax ×5

Be as ruthless as u can be.


ITS DONE AND OVER WITH.

08:01:06 - 25/06/21 You sent 1x Feathery Hotel Coupon to TonyCream with the message: Actually putted a bit of effort into ur roast, thanks and enjoy
08:05:47 - 25/06/21 You sent 2x Drug Pack to iPunch with the message: That "come at me" comment made me fear you...
08:06:52 - 25/06/21 You sent 5x Xanax to Dbeer with the message: Just because i havent heard that one b4, thanks and enjoy


Thanks again for sticking by

Shut up b*tch, your mum is so dry, when she tried to breast feed you, all that came out was powdered milk

Yo moms is so dark everytime she goes to night school the teacher marks her absent.

yo mama so fat, the sun rotates around her

You’re so fat, when you went into space there was no space.

P.s. I don’t get insulted by fat jokes

Your clapbacks are worse than tangwulin's

(drops mic)

You keep my mama outta this and I'll keep this (points at crotch) out of your moma

All you said is yo mama yo mama why not change into something better you green newbie that so weak have to rely on protection

Yo Mama so fat she ate your dignity, so you have to beg in fun&games now :(

P. S. I don't have noob protection, come at me <3

i am not very impressed with your performance

Pffff...

Thats what she said after you done your thing ...

an imp can do better things ... than you

ask your mom

Lord Tyrion, just like your namesake I'm afraid you've fallen short. Please stop bringing up Imps, just because you have lived your life being one, it doesn't mean everyone wants to hear about it... And lastly, your Faction is named after an animal that climb trees, fall out of them and die, very commonly... It tells me that you'll never quite make it anywhere close to the top.

Edit: I guess WiseTheRumGone beat me to it with an extremely intelligent and quick witted Mum joke. Makes me feel as though there's some background issues here, WiseTheMumGone.

2-4-1...

Your mother so ugly the world faked a pandemic to get her to put on a mask

Oh a yo momma joke... if thats the best you've got there truly is something rotten in the state of Denmark.

It’s no joke…. Your momma shoulda swallowed you!

You think you're so strong!
Just because you paint Eminem with other rappers that don't make you a mixed marshall artist.

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You look like POST MALONE's lost brother MOST ALONE.