Random Mind Boggling Player Stats

Every now and then, a player in our fair city does something that reflects amazing commitment and dedication.

1.) In April 2016, DrGonzo absolutely destroyed an attacking Kill Streak by putting up a staggering 8,304 kill streak without paying for a single defend! No other player has come even remotely close to that! Needless to say, I think Hunter S. Thompson would be proud.

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Furthermore, DrGonzo was recently the first player to pass the 100,000 attacks made mark and is showing no signs of stopping!
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2.) Not only was he the first to achieve 500 awards, L4suicide has continued to blow away the award-hunting competition by having an astounding 587 Awards as of this report date. Every serious award hunter knows how exponentially difficult it gets to obtain awards after roughly the 550-mark. 587 is nothing short of bewildering, especially considering he's had 587 awards shortly after stocks 3.0 was released in April 2021 and his closest competition, megalomaniacal, is FOUR awards behind him as of this report date!
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It should also be noted that, according to API data, L4suicide is leading the Torn playerbase with an astounding 7,154 Arrests made!

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3.) As of this report date, there have been 359,039 different players spin the Torn slot machine with a grand total of a little over $155 trillion dollars having been put through the Torn slot machine. MeanMike accounts for a staggering $1.872 trillion of these total dollars... which effectively means that MeanMike alone has single-handedly put $1 into the machine for every $82 put into the Torn slot machine by the other 359,038 players throughout the history of Torn. He's also lost over $114b fueling this gambling habit, the equivalent of over 4.5 Gold AK47s. Load image: laughing

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4.) It's fairly common knowledge that the 11-nerve arson warehouse crime is among the most popular crimes in Torn due to the solid crime-experience gains associated with it. Although the rest of her player statistics are far from impressive, IceCreamBabe has one stat that stands out; she has completed a staggering 75,779 fraud crimes as of this report date! Furthermore, she's never used an alcohol item and only has a single nerve refill. Load image: laughing

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5.) Official racing is a grind. You enter a race only to wait patiently for about an hour to drive a few laps around a randomly-selected racetrack for a chance at winning up to 3 racing points. Tiny_Cos has clearly shown he is no stranger to waiting in line to race as evident by him having both the highest number of racing points earned (52,941 as of this report date) and the highest number of races entered at 40,031!
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6.) He's arguably the most well known non-admin player in Torn, BodyBagger. He didn't achieve that reputation by accident. He achieved it through leveraging his #1-for-over-a-decade-battlestats to dish out an astronomical amount of curb stomps over the years. BodyBagger is currently at 1.43 billion damage made as of this report date. That's nearly half a billion more damage than it takes to fully unlock the "Damage X" faction Aggression branch and even more damage dealt than our favorite modded-stat-NPC (Duke) Load image: laughing. The combined damage made from the 2nd and 3rd place damage-made players (DrGonzo, RobAD2) still falls 370,000,000 damage short of where BodyBagger is! The guy is basically John Wick.
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Bodybagger only has one true weakness.

(Pictured below, Bodybagger's weakness)

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7.) The name of some players fits their play-style perfectly. CockyNudist is one of those players. Not only is this guy level 69 as of this report day (nice), but he has an insane 33,786 unarmored fights won as of this report date. This overshadows his nearest competition, Fidel-Castro, by over 17,000 unarmored fights won. Why this guy doesn't work in a 5-star lingerie store for the massive 50% Speed and 50% Dexterity bonus for fighting naked is beyond me. Needless to say, CockyNudist is definitely a player with an impressive commitment to his play-style!

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Are there other players who have shown outstanding commitment and dedication you feel should be showcased? Name them below!

Thanks for reading,

Andyman Load image: cool

I love these random little factoids. I demand more.

Andyman, dedication and commitment to graphs

CRLF, dedication and commitment to data

Medic, (now Retired-Medic) dedication to revives

MikePence, dedication to the auction house

Someone do a true level reveal on Gonzo?

In b4 we get all the post accusing andyman of karma farming again

Prox and his defends always amaze me.

$$$ sunk into noobs and buying defends

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I'm looking forward to when he completes Nail Bombs and gets his hands on a Bug Swatter to unlock 100% experience on all the weapons. Load image: laughing

On that note:
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Did no one clock onto Gonzo's Killstreak or did it happen over a short period of time? Surprised no-one tried to grief it!

I love Andyman's presentation and CRLF's data, I demand a collab.

it was from Sept 2015-april 2016. There weren't as many tools back then and I don't think anyone was paying attention. I mugged about $20b off inactives during that period. I had a 899 kill streak before but messed up and accidently tried to mug sifonjer. $200m-$400m mugging days were common. Then came missions with inactives as targets which cut into that.

Are there other players who have shown outstanding commitment and dedication you feel should be showcased? Name them below!

1. Hemigidius - Items looted 607
He has confirmed it, He plays just to loot lol

2. There was also some guy who was level 60+ without any attacks made but I can't remember him

About 2 - I thought you meant this guy, but when I went to check, he's only level 25. Otherwise, not a single attack made, not one single click on crimes.

But then... Andyman is speaking of people who did something... this is more like "they didn't do anything". lol

Hmm, I made to 25k med use already though I blame cheap red med kits making it piss easy.

This is the kinda shit that's great to read when your mind needs a break...

Excellent, feed us more.

Yep thats him! because I remember his name starting with a H, I probably misremembered his level

And yeah most of his personal stats are 0 and he probably hates to click, But what surprises me the most is that he has stayed committed to this play style for so long lol

I’ve always wanted my name in these lists one day.. can you add this?


8.) Some players may have heard of Shoop. He has a remarkable ability to remain consistently average.
His achievements are nothing special and it’s impressive that he’s so active, yet has achieved absolutely nothing within the past 2 years.

"Why this guy doesn't work in a 5-star lingerie store for the massive 50% Speed and 50% Dexterity bonus for fighting naked is beyond me. Needless to say, CockyNudist"

Isn't that kinda pointless for someone who has negative stats total?

I’m sure his stats got chedded and he no longer has negative stats :(

What does a brutha have to do to stop being milked for Andys karma ?

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