Cereal Killers need help

Help is on the way, we're coming for you.

This is sadly true!

After the 5 hits to get into the comp is done people need to be auto assigned a team and be added to the team with the lowest ticket count at the time.

This prevents players getting to organise whos on what team and will at least have the teams start with an even amount of players on each team, nothing you can do about people leaving afterwards

So we all attack cereal killers? didnt read it.

Sorry can’t help, I ate a goat yesterday, got a stomachache. Now today I’m only eating cereal. Num num

tsk tsk, y'all keep spouting these loonie theories.... we'll book you a quick visit to your local sanitorium

If you're sucking off Illuminati, then yes.
If you're happy not being first, then yes.
If you have no mind of your own, then yes.

Look, they're even showing you that they can literally see your attempts. (illum i wouldn't even waste your time, they're just gonna plot some dumb idea anyways)

Just saying... Might want to go talk on a server somewhere?
heard pinky? pingy? that loony thought he could make one and try to out smart you guys. My bet, you already got the plans, the times, the resources to defend your #1 spot, and every convo on torn. Telling you.... them conspiracy theories are getting wild. ;)

DISCORD

what do you mean? i'm a secret double agent, shhh. also, there is a discord! don't let my higher ups know i've revealed this to you...

https://discord.gg/p4bAFrq2

:°)

Would be fun if you could turn illuminati people against themselves, but won't make them lose tickets besides the ones they'd have earned attacking other teams atleast.

For the right price, the New Pandemic, which infects the Illuminati, could be persuaded to attack internally instead of not the team directed by leadership.

Hit me up with offers.

Edit: Don’t tell Lilith

Whats with all the illuminati comming in and commenting, did we ask you to come in and spew your nonsense? No! get out!

gfys, we dont need your stinking help. go sing some justin bieber wontcha?

we will never surrender!

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GD is an open space! Don't discriminate against team!

Says you people!

Imagine responding with 'no' to something directed towards you.

"Hey guys let's stop playing clowns!" ~ People with fear of Clowns.
Clowns: "How about no?"

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y u mad?

You have 82 attacks won since the competition started. Averaging >20 hits a day.


wHy aRE wE lOsInG?