Aren't you tired of having pennies as returns on your many billions in cayman bank? aren't you pissed of at the 2B banking limit? do you still feel like hitting ched with a burning spoon when you think of how stupid it is to have to pay 10x more for your next stock benefit? Are you having to split earnings 50-50 with yout current buddy banker? Don't you miss having the best ROI for your money? (source: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/13A9nH67J-8XM6-czAQu4MqtXvYmT9UQLpP0v9AJEM4A/edit#gid=2123361143)
Well, I've got a solution for you, my friend. Im offering my full 2B empty space in the bank, with 10 full merits in banking interest, so you can enjoy the pleasure of more money without having to pay the ched-tax. How does it work? well, you give me as much money as you feel comfortable with, i leave them in my bank for whatever period you wish, and then i return to you the money, the earnings and a bit less to account for my administrative fees (currently going at 20%, but it's negotiable. A man's gotta xanax, right?).
What guarantee you have that i will not take your money and put it all in foot roulette? Well, you have my word. Sadly, I understand how that might not mean much to you, but I'm sure if you ask around you will hear a couple of good words.
Like i said, i dont expect you to drop me 2B all at once (or more, if you also want me to buy stock on your behalf) but if we got fund managers (and tax avoidance figureheads) in real life... why not in torn!?
Well, I've got a solution for you, my friend. Im offering my full 2B empty space in the bank, with 10 full merits in banking interest, so you can enjoy the pleasure of more money without having to pay the ched-tax. How does it work? well, you give me as much money as you feel comfortable with, i leave them in my bank for whatever period you wish, and then i return to you the money, the earnings and a bit less to account for my administrative fees (currently going at 20%, but it's negotiable. A man's gotta xanax, right?).
What guarantee you have that i will not take your money and put it all in foot roulette? Well, you have my word. Sadly, I understand how that might not mean much to you, but I'm sure if you ask around you will hear a couple of good words.
Like i said, i dont expect you to drop me 2B all at once (or more, if you also want me to buy stock on your behalf) but if we got fund managers (and tax avoidance figureheads) in real life... why not in torn!?
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