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(CLOSED) DP & Xanax Give Away

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  • Eviler [2724770] · 3 likes ·
    - Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight? It’s one of the funniest I heard in real life. I could laugh hard at that one if I wanted to. Besides I’am taking in the first post.
  • Noob_God [2644967] · 3 likes ·
    I wanna stick my tongue so far up your ass, that i taste the shit you`re going through.
  • TheUltimateSalt [2171375] · 2 likes ·
    Had this one written to me this one time: "“Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”" My friend just cracked it while we were playing some video games, had the biggest laugh in a while lol
ACCOUNT_CLOSED [2670493] · #1 · edited
What is the funniest pick up line or one liners you have ever heard?

FIRST PRICE: Jubsu
Donator Pack

SECOND PRICE: Eviler
10 Xanax

THIRD PRIZE: Shadowmourne
5 Xanax

10 more Xanax & 20 Flower Sets to random entries.

Winners announced today
Eviler [2724770] · #2
  • Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
It’s one of the funniest I heard in real life. I could laugh hard at that one if I wanted to. Besides I’am taking in the first post.
Royal_Coree [2706593] · #4
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.

It is crossing me all the time and keep me smiling everytime I think about it.
blockhead77 [2539580] · #7
Are you a psychiatrist? Because I've had severe trauma and I like to fool myself into being happy with casual sex and overcomplicated pickup lines.
TheUltimateSalt [2171375] · #8
Had this one written to me this one time:

"“Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”"

My friend just cracked it while we were playing some video games, had the biggest laugh in a while lol
Lukara [2733918] · #9 · edited
[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]I wasn't that hungry, so I just ate a kid's meal at McDonalds... His mother was furious.[/background]
-Hoplon- [2685348] · #10
"Are you Moses? Cause I want you to split my ass like it was the Red Sea."

I died after someone said this to my friend.
RokketBunny [2315494] · #13
So you want to go out, get some food together sometime?
[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]No? [/background]
[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]Perfect, cuz I’ve got a snack sitting [/background]right here. (Wink)