Three-legged attacks... hmm

Started by LAFAT [2623027] on 14 Jan 2022 in General Discussion.

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LAFAT [2623027] 14 Jan 2022, 15:27 TCT · #1

So, while going about attacking, saw something cool.
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Pictured: "Something Cool"

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Pictured: Something even more cool. ~~And for Sugarvalves here is my real feet pics not the one sent previously.~~

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Pictured : Combat boots

As seen in the second pic, i dont see myself wearing a black shoe.

Though its not my first time seeing this, started wondering, how does someone have 3 legs? i got an extra shoe? something hidden? Or im just missing out on something?
Nothing too big but just wondering...

Quack [2721068] 14 Jan 2022, 15:40 TCT · #2

Every time you kick, it is actually bogies boot he uses to drop the ban hammer.

CornHub [2423014] 14 Jan 2022, 15:54 TCT · #3

The boot pictured in the kick attack is actually a prop that's attached to your characters massive schlong!

Dbeer [2043567] 14 Jan 2022, 15:56 TCT · #4

Maybe its dangling from your Penus and not in the picture?

LAFAT [2623027] 14 Jan 2022, 16:06 TCT · #5

hmmmmmmmmm

Lewiss [2012107] 14 Jan 2022, 16:12 TCT · #6

Inb4 Ched implements higher kick damage with better quality/type boots

DaDood [2204689] 14 Jan 2022, 16:13 TCT · #7

Right next to that black boot is a bare fist, but you have combat gloves AND Santa Gloves equipped. Why?
Also, why is your bare fist next to your black boot?

Answer: Torn logic.

HerpSac [2117255] 14 Jan 2022, 16:31 TCT · #8

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manic [1554958]14 Jan 2022, 16:33 TCT · #9

I once got involved in a three foot attack...

That'll teach me patting him on his head and asking where Snow White was...

Hemigidius [2157705] 14 Jan 2022, 16:57 TCT · #10

This explains why my kicks always miss then.

Proficient [2747199] 14 Jan 2022, 17:00 TCT · #11

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Wollongong [12833] 14 Jan 2022, 17:08 TCT · #12

whats worse .. why is the shoe you kick with black? Is that to imply black people are nore violent? Thats just racist!

ThaWh1teSki7tle [2201418] Reporter 14 Jan 2022, 20:03 TCT · #13

Cuz we got 3 feet. 2 on your legs and 1 between em.
Or maybe its just the nuclear mutations that cause more males to be born in torn than females

Londo_Mollari [2658150] 14 Jan 2022, 20:51 TCT · #14

But we do have some females. Am now curious about their third leg anatomy. Any Ms. around to elucidate please?

LAFAT [2623027] 15 Jan 2022, 05:09 TCT · #15

my kicks are weak :(

JusticeDragon [2641318] 15 Jan 2022, 06:53 TCT · #16 · edited

“Some”, yeah but the only females we have are just males dressing up for simp income.

Matchlock [2227514] 15 Jan 2022, 10:27 TCT · #17

Thanks for the laugh :) I thought I had an eye for detail, but nope, completely overlooked this glaring inconsistency.

LAFAT [2623027] 15 Jan 2022, 10:39 TCT · #18

then youd have to kick tho, not sure how youd do that

LAFAT [2623027] 15 Jan 2022, 13:36 TCT · #19

What if we could kick with our combat shoe?

Lady_Face [679926] 15 Jan 2022, 22:03 TCT · #20

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