New Weapons

Started by Vincent [1577779] on 27 Jan 2022 in General Discussion.

57 replies · 1.19k views · thread synced 23 Sep 2026 · 13 days ago · View on torn.com

About this thread

Posts archived: 58 / 58 posts (100%) · the total is Torn's reply count + the opening post at the last fetch

Counted by TornLife from the archived posts.

Archived posts: 58
Discussion span: 27 Jan 2022 → 30 Jun 2022
Authority score: 58 / 100
Historical score: 33 / 100
Story score: 63 / 100
Engagement score: 73 / 100

People posting, likes and official posts are not counted for this thread yet: on threads longer than one page they come from a periodic pass over the archive, which has not covered it.

Most-liked replies

Sagramor [1908287] · 3 likes · 28 Jan 2022
A shillelagh? [image: i.ebayimg.com]
Securop [2247082] Officer · 1 likes · 30 Jan 2022
I think that's RuneScape :D

Vincent [1577779] 27 Jan 2022, 08:20 TCT · #1

I am interested in what Weapons/Armors you guys would like to be in game? even feel free to add the perks you wish to go a long with them.
Even feel free to introduce some new items in general if you like!

I am sure some of you will come up with some completely Whack combinations! :D

_s10th [2672837] 27 Jan 2022, 08:31 TCT · #2 · edited

A golf club! (r+ it's like 190 rates away)

Mentions: [260R+ ADDED] Make the golf club item a melee

Momiji_Inu [2631165] 27 Jan 2022, 08:32 TCT · #3

Comically Large Spoon

Vincent [1577779] 27 Jan 2022, 08:38 TCT · #4

You want the whole range or what? XD

Putters/Drivers/Wedges LOL

Quack [2721068] 27 Jan 2022, 15:29 TCT · #5 · edited

Walrus baculum (Penile bone)

Alaskan eskimos use the meter long peepee bone as a club.

[image: gm-piction-live.s3.amazonaws.com]

edit: made an actual thread bc why not... #addwalruscocktotorn

Mentions: New Rare Club Weapon!

Hillsend [2636064] 27 Jan 2022, 16:23 TCT · #6

Every hit gives the target 50 Happiness

Powder [1456875] 27 Jan 2022, 16:32 TCT · #7

Weren't there rubber chickens at one point? Or is this just a dream of pre-respo...?

booby [2245352] 28 Jan 2022, 11:16 TCT · #8

a rock

Satanisaaron [2635479] 28 Jan 2022, 11:46 TCT · #9

Arsole mist release canister DMT as temp takes 50% dex 65%speed for 13 sec effects last 30mim on cool down : side effect some shit spawns in city sometimes after fight defend or lose!

Aezur [1950769] 28 Jan 2022, 12:42 TCT · #10 · edited

Ice Skates, but as a low armor value shoe item that gives +100% to kick damage, and -50% dex.

Drenalin disliked your post

^^^ this guy doesnt like my joke weapon. I can only assume it insulted his mother. :P

Mentions: New Weapons

Taunt [2425885] 28 Jan 2022, 13:09 TCT · #11

A gold plated dildo from URANUS

Sathanis [286] 28 Jan 2022, 13:32 TCT · #12

A pumpkin gun

DangerNoodle [1482301] 28 Jan 2022, 13:36 TCT · #13

The new age of torn slutting

DangerNoodle [1482301] 28 Jan 2022, 13:37 TCT · #14 · edited

can it give +50% dex during Christmas Town?

Side note: how cool would seasonal weapons and armour etc be.

OP gear but it only works for a few weeks/months of the year and then it's mediocre again.

Grouse [1972505] 28 Jan 2022, 13:40 TCT · #15

Corned beef hash grenades. High stealth. Bought in Canada.
"A despicable weapon that shrouds it's true destructive purpose behind the guise of human compassion."

Hitter [2625699] 28 Jan 2022, 14:37 TCT · #16

a stick in a shape of a gun

nerdo_man [2525635] 28 Jan 2022, 15:34 TCT · #17

bang! bang!

wait... you're supposed to be dead!

Tarelli [1060371] 28 Jan 2022, 16:49 TCT · #18

Where...are... our.. DUAL LASER SAMS????????????????

Gas [2375993] 28 Jan 2022, 17:02 TCT · #19 · edited

Viracocha [1772040] 28 Jan 2022, 17:04 TCT · #20

A vaccination needle