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You Caught Me in Your Orbit: a confession

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KingKongUn [2644117]

[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]You Caught Me in Your Orbit

[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]The faction funding sale scam (which did happen) which I employed as my rational behind the scam was embellished so as to provide a useful fiction. It was certainly my intention to mislead people and misrepresent myself.

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The honest reason behind the scam is that I was triggered. Something beyond my control took hold of me when WillRoc-A-Fella also known as The-Bad-Guy at the time entered my life. It was a whirlwind as he descended upon the small faction I belonged to, and often bankrolled. Never before had I met such a man who, alongside his entourage carried themselves which such intelligence and grace. At that moment I realized I was in the presence of greatness like a reincarnation of Louis the XVI or a kindred spirit to filmmaker Jason Russell, I was awestruck.

To clarify my feelings I would like to present some images from the legend himself which invoked in me such a strong passion;

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These images, though appearing to some as mere Facebook memes that the now 40-year-old lonely kid in high school would post spoke to me. The sheer amount of edge being openly displayed by a man who, by all accounts is a successful father figure both in game and out captured me. I knew at that moment I needed a piece of WillRoc to carry with me for the rest of time.


But, as time progressed, I could never reach him or gain his favor, for the line of longer-term orbiters was too long. I like Pluto on the edge of our solar system, so far from the light of WillRoc ceased to even be considered a planet, relegated to an icy darkness.



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I then hatched a plan, after being separated from my funds, I took it upon myself to then satisfy my need by bringing a piece of WillRoc into myself, his money. I believed that I could, like a worn knife, be sharpened, and for a moment, have an edge like WillRoc.



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I would like now to leave you all with some solemn insight from the man himself.

But, before then, thank you all. I will consider each modicum of e spent, each dollar placed upon my head, and each message of interest in my inbox, an offering, which keeps my light alight and hopefully satiates yours as well.

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Without further ado
Please[/background][background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)] remember:[/background]




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[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]But most importantly:[/background]




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[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]True words of wisdom, which I will continue to contemplate so as to better myself.[/background]