Monarch raids Subversive Alliance on Valentines!

Welcome back bruv

• Warlord increased respect by 16.98%11:20:27
• Champion left Robb-Stark on the street (-17.41)11:20:27

You will be boiled.

FAQ

What does this mean?

The amount of hot water (H²O) in the cauldron where I intend to put you has increased by a lot.

Why did you do this?

There are several reasons for why I may boil someone. These include, but are not limited to:

You decided to do / not do a certain thing.

Am I going to be eaten now?

No - not yet. But you should refrain from doing / not doing certain things in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to feed you to the creature in my basement, which may kill you.

I don't believe I deserve to be boiled. Can you not boil me?

No, you will be boiled. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I apologize for boiling someone. If you would like to request an apologize, shoot me a private message explaining why I shouldn't boil you. I tend to respond to PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of requested apologies are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent myself from getting boiled in the future?

Accept the fact that you will be boiled and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behaviour will not be tolerated in the cauldron. I will continue to boil you until you improve your conduct. Remember: not being boiled is a privilege, not a right.

So SA are back water hillbilly who suck their sisters toes and rev up those grills for furry conventions?

Ohadik this was only a matter of time before you got SA taken from you

Myst and the rest of the council.. You are not progressive, you're pulling the same shit but 3 years behind everyone else, rebrand and get some self respect (or delete the faction and do everyone a favour)

Does the dirt come into it at the after party?

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Art of War X Tigers
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Sorry we can't kill you off too :( it'd be boring without your propaganda. Like the fact you lost 2 of your best players recently. Where has the pt and cr circlejerking gone? Are CR and PT still butt buddies?

Lmao..ironic from one of the few factions left who still hasn't done a 25k

Tell 'em!

That’s the first time brony and straight have ever been said in the same paragraph, only in torn

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As if you were among the people who wared with M? No? Then my comment isn't for you

I mean, you did say everyone... So technically you directed at them as well. I also had a great halloween in MR.

Marlon has to be an AI posing as a human…

I refuse to believe anything else at this point.

Marlon AI X: Dave, is that you Dave? and Dave, yo mama

Marlon AI X: Chat with MarlonBrando Godfather X AI (click here): https://www.personalityforge.com/chatbot-chat.php?botID=153884

Marlon AI X: Tell us a joke, Mandi Answer: Is that you master Ched, Torn rules, Hoorah

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Marlon AI: Dave,X Chain at 17,423+, would you like to play a game ?

marlon X

They're all dead Dave

MarlonAI X: Just a new beginning, Dave
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SA et al

Marlon AI: I can't do that, Dave, would you like to play a nice game of chess? Hoorah X Team vs SA,17,538+

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MarlonAI X: On to 25,000+, Dave
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Imagine dropping acid and finding yourself in a thread that consists solely of Marlon replying to his own posts. That shit would be trippy af.

Marlon Art of War X Monarch Team Trip
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Art of War X Monarch Rules: Torn the Future ofFaction Raids/Chains is Now 2022 ! Marlon Ai: X Chain 18,040+ Hoorah

Wtf kind of drugs r u feeding Marlon over at M???