Children?

While travelling, I saw trivia saying that it is weird that toy stores are thriving, since there are no children in Torn City.

Yet, we can pickpocket and kidnap kids. Are they not children?

So, my question is: Are there any children in this city?

Have you tried asking some Elementary Teachers? I used to work in this position the past, but I don't remember if there were any children.

When a Torn Mummy and a Torn Daddy* love each other very much, the Stork delivers them a baby. In this case the Stork is really big and the baby is a fully formed adult. Like children everywhere they are weak, know nothing, and are completely naked except for a small magical green leaf that adorns them offering almost complete protection against the bigger kids.

Being Torn no one ever actually grows up, they just get older. Many have learning difficulties. This explains why adult education begins at elementary school and why toy shops are still such popular places.

*NOTE: Said Stork is very progressive and not concerned if two daddies, two mummies or two non binary adults. In fact anything goes, as long as they can provide a loving family environment.

The people of torn kidnap kids from other cities

There is a tidbit revealing small Irishmen being mistaken as leprechauns. I imagine the explanation to the existence or non-existence of children mostly has to do with mistaken identity of midgets.

damn logic bombs

So, kids are actually just adults with the mind of a child. Also, is the information about the Stork in Torn’s archives? I have yet to read it all.

There are no children in Torn.
Just Duke's nieces and nephews who are all in their 30's.
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I don't think it is in the archives. I heard it off a leprechaun I met on St Patricks day.

Messaging Hill007 he can probably answer this better than the clowns above.

You asking for a mate orrr?

There are so many predators in this game.

If you really need to rationalize it. Theres a fully functioning city going on around you.

How do you think all these warehouses get built ?

The Amish?

Leslie has kids, he tells you so. He may or may not feed them alledgedly

Neither Mexican nor Torn children receive presents on Christmas Day, with Mexicans exchanging gifts on January 6th, and Torn's youngsters having already stolen theirs by December 24th.

Here is the answer, from the in-flight blurbs.

Children are not lawfully allowed in Torn, however that doesn’t stop them from living here, as Torn is notoriously lax in its enforcement of laws.