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Cake or Patty?

Started by dark95 [2321537] on in General Discussion.

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oraN [1778676]
It says fruitcake, so I see fruit. If it didn't have the title, I'd probably say it looks like a raw hamburger patty though.
bogie [148747] Admin Staff
Well, here I was reading this thread thinking how it doesn't need to be in GD... but if this revelation isn't proof enough that discussion is warranted for this then I don't know what is...
Breadfan [361121]
This dude needs a forum ban. Let him annoy his faction with this kind of bullshit!
Jesus Christ, how many "look at me" posts can one make?
Get over yourself already.
Leafeh [467479]
Might want to hit up the bugs and issues forum. It seems like you attempted to post in a MarlonBrando thread, but your post ended up here instead. Very strange.
Breadfan [361121]
No!
He's becoming Marlon 2.0...try hard anyway!
Nice to stick up for your boy though.
Patty!
Happy now?
On to ignoring anything else you post!
Patient [2131539]
"Should staff be available as targets if players are punished for attacking them?" - bogie says there is no discussion to be had on the matter and anyone suggesting there is is trolling and he will grave immediately.

"Are fruitcakes cakes or patties?" - bogie says yes, this is a topic worthy of discussion here because uhh.. just because.

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dark95 [2321537]
Staff being attacked for doing their jobs and a discussion on that is not a matter of general public because its case closed no matter what discussion goes on so nothing productive out of that. (Especially knowing if a person of influence is at stake that playerbase might support them no matter their decisions)


Fruitcakes are cake, but the image looks like a patty. Thats a discussion that can be held and who knows, maybe a change might happen in the future.

Cheers
Wiber [2065939]
I cannot venture an opinion either way on its appearance, however I have pontificated the significance of the fruit cake item before.

Recalling the time that the fruitcake was weaponised, I suspect that Chedburn's Mum must have made really terrible fruitcake that he was forced to endure throughout his childhood. I suspect this image was chosen to convey both the inedible and indestructible nature of his Mum's fruitcake that while doubtless causing much childhood trauma also motivated him to attain financial independence at an early age. Despite the well known saying that every cloud has a silver lining, we can note that this cake is not iced indicating that Chedburn was unable to find a single redeeming feature of his mothers fruitcake (except perhaps to hurl it at schoolground bullies). Thankfully of course there was a silver lining, in that he created Torn, attained financial independence and was able to obtain his cake from other sources. Had his mother preferred making sponge cake, Torn may never have existed.