Easter Bunny Singsong

Easter Bunny sing-along contest entry #1. A round.

https://soundcloud.com/user-502997590/bunny-song-round

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Easter Bunny sing-along contest entry #2. A folk song.

https://soundcloud.com/user-502997590/bunny-song-folk

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Easter Bunny sing-along contest entry #3. An old-school creepy children's song.

https://soundcloud.com/user-502997590/bunny-song-creepy

The Easter Bunny Bop



The Easter Bunny hops around,
Through the city, with barely a sound.
Bouncy bouncy off he goes,
Where he'll strike no-one knows

He hops around the city all night,
If you see him you'll get a fright.
He'll hit you with his frying pan,
and kick your ass because he can.

That's the Easter Bunny Bop.

Easter Bunny oh Easter Bunny I'm no dummy and you've been acting funny taking your time planting eggs and I need my money oh Easter Bunny want to hear something funny you play with my money I'm going to get hungry have you ever ate rabbit before.

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https://soundcloud.com/user-297150245-927078730/junimoew2666275s-easter-bunny-song

Easter Bunny
you come home
late at night
when I sleep

You put your paws
where I'd rather
not have them be

Easter Bunny
you take out
your carrot
and your eggs

You plant in
the carrot
so deep that I scream

-

The next morning
I look round
but you are long gone

You have left me
your babies and
and an infection with
rabies

Happy Easter to me!

My attempt entitled: 'My Dear ChedBurn'
Lyrics by me, Lead singer sadly also me

https://voca.ro/1bKddLwAtOZl

Lyrics:

The Easter Bunny is falling down
falling down
falling down
The Easter Bunny is falling down, my dear Chedburn

Build him up with extra stats
extra stats
extra stats
Build him up with extra stats, my dear Chedburn

The extra stats will not be enough
will not be enough
will not be enough
The extra stats will not be enough, my dear Chedburn

Reduce the size of the fights
of the fights
of the fights
Reduce the size of the fights, my dear Chedburn

The ranked war weapons are too strong
are too strong
are too strong
The ranked war weapons are too strong for my dear Bunny.


It's a heartbreaking song (and not just because I'm the one who sang it) about the plight of one of our poor NPCs - The Easter Bunny [17] - and how he fails to survive long enough to avoid getting egg on his face :(

im by no means a musician or able to do any editing, but i can sing a lil ditty and that's more the spirit of a children's rhyme anyway


https://voca.ro/1kVOr1IHCQyl

Lyrics
Here comes the Easter bunny, hopping on his way
He's come to take your money
And ruin your whole damn day

Quickly quickly you gotta beat him up
Make him drop all his eggs
Cuz they poof this year
Quickly quickly hide from the bunny

He's come to take your money
And blow it all on drugs

I was very happy with the instrumental i put together, but i had to sing this outside in the rain and it completely ruined the mix :p. These are my best attempts.

Lyrics:
If you’re wanderin’ why, i still come ‘round,
despite the things you’ve said.
You should know that all... the broken homes...
are homes, nonetheless.
Though you beat me up, and throw me down, i’d do it all over, again.
It’s a trouble livin’ in this world, but i know you try your best.
Yeah, i know you try your best.

Apologies for the bad ID reading.

Home Nonetheless - Low Quality, Dual Vocal + Lyrics
Home Nonetheless - High Quality, Dual Vocal
Home Nonetheless - High Quality, High

Audio
Here comes Chedburn Cottontail
Hoppin' down the bloody trail
Hippity hoppity danger's on its way

Bringin' every thug and cheat
Colored chocolate eggs to eat
Right before he pulls out gold AKs

Lilo's Easter Bunny SingSong!

Have you heard of the Easter Bunny?
Forced to live his life all rough
Even though he's only seven
Torn treats'em like he's all grown up.

Don't forget your serotonin
'Cause he'll club you then bust your legs

You better not attack!
He'll send you on your back,
Then kill you with a bunch of eggs!

Easter, easter bunny - xFlyingPotato



Easter, Easter Bunny - xFlyingPotato

Easter, Easter Bunny
What do I see?
You always look so happy
But is that reality?


You hide your face
Caus' under your mask
is a man that's very bad


Twenty times arrested
For killing and thieft
They all try to catch you
But all they get is eggs

Easter, Easter Bunny
What do I see?
You always look so happy
But is that reality?

https://voca.ro/1iKtSS4WAeC2

Bad Bunny!

Bad Bunny You're the one,
shooting rounds off and having fun.

Chedburn eggs all in your face
click them fast and you'll have a blast.

The Easter Egg Hunt
will end this month.

Don't have all your eggs
you better buy fast.

Or better yet
sell them for cash.

2023 The Chocolate eggs
will be consumed really fast.

Providing happiness
in a flash.

Until then see you net year
like a routine pap smear.

Cheers to you all!
Now get the Hell out of Here!

Like Bad Bunny
Go Disappear!!