What arson?

My coworker and I play Torn, and I was talking about how in a game full of crime I really just go to work, take my daily Xanax (it’s prescription I swear,) go home, work out, live off my bank interest on my own little private island :)

He says “what about those warehouses?”

I says “what warehouses?”




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"daily".

Fascinating.

LMAO

I chuckled

Where is Dave when you need him?

[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]Every time I have too much health, I try to drain all the blood.[/background]

Every time I have too much energy, I try to shoot a few people.


Every time I have too much nerve, I try to burn a lot of things.



Every time I'm so happy, I'm mysteriously unhappy after 15 minutes.

The logic of my life is so ordinary

Great use of a classic meme, R+

in fairness, if you take 3 xanax per day, that can still be referred to as your daily xanax.

You'd think those damned warehouse builders would learn to stop building warehouses in this city, smh

The mayor authorises them each time...

My building firm gets good contracts from this, when me and the mayor "have a word"... Load image: sick