#69 Karma - ACHIEVED

I will be giving away a thread dividend of £69,000,000 million TORN DOLLAR and lots of other random item thread dividends, including but not limited to: XANAX, FHC, CANS OTHER NICE ITEM to people who comment.

SNIFF SNIFF, CAN YOU SMELL THAT....

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....I CAN SMELL A THEFERRETT ACHIEVMENT THREAD

TLDR: THERE IS NO TLDR, THIS THREAD IS A PIECE OF LITERATURE GOLD AND I URGE YOU TO READ IT

IN FULL. A LOT OF YOU ASK ME HOW I HAVE RISEN TO THE TOP OF THE GAME SO QUICKLY YET REFUSE TO READ MY THREADS WHICH GIVE YOU THE KEYS TO THE KINGDOM. I URGE YOU TO READ THIS THREAD IN FULL TO ACHIEVE MAXIMUM SUCCESS BOTH IN GAME AND IN REAL LIFE.

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Most of you are opening this thread and have absolutely no idea who I am. I am someone who likes to keep themselves to themselves and I rarely come on to the Torn forums, let alone to brag about my achievements on the forums like some of the other losers in the achievement sub do like Realist and RG and Champion. I pride myself on laying low and flying under the radar. However, i have decided to make an exception on this occassion to celebrate the UNPRECEDENTED, NEVER DONE BEFORE, GARGANTUAN and STUPENDOUS achievement I have achieved. I am HUMBLE but on this occassion I have chosen to come to the forums to celebrate my MAGNIFICENT achievment.

ALL, I am pleased to announce I have achieved the following achievement.

RANK #69 for Total Karma in TORN.

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Reasons why this is a big deal:

• No one has achieved 10,938 karma in torn before
• Even if they have, they haven't done it with 591 posts
• My posts are funnier than everyone elses
• I am the quickest to 10,938 karma
• I am rank 69 in Torn for total karma and 69 is a funny number lmao
• I am rank 1 in torn for karma and have the highest karma in torn
• My karma is AUTHENTIC and LEGITIMATE unlike Proxima who sends his post link to his friends.
• I am good looking in real life
• I am funny in real life and in torn, most of you are not funny in either.
• I am not a virgin in real life despite everyone in torn who thinks i am
• I can bench press more than nova and it kills him
• I have the most BATTLE STATS in the top 100 for karma which shows i can BALANCE my forum career and my battle stats career

People I would like to thank for this achievement:

ME, for brightening up your boring lives with QUALITY forum content.

Congratulations THEFERRETT - Please join me in congratulating me on this fine achievement, whether that be by way of upvotes to this thread, nice comments below or even in game messages to me personally if you would prefer to offer your best wishes privately.

ferret i love u

SIR I'M A f**kING GENIUS SO EVERYONE IS STUPIDER THAN ME IT COST NOTHING TO BE NICE AND HUMBLE!

I love you too bro, thank you for your continued and ongoing support.

Here is a SPECIAL thread dividend for you bro.

Love you

The ferrett

Edit:

20:44:36 - 17/09/22 You sent 10x Xanax to voidbox with the message: thank u for ur support always

ever humble ferrett x

thank you so much ferret this dividend means so much more than 10 billion even <3

proud of u

Thank you for nice COMMENT bro. You are one of my earliest and first fans and I will never forget u bro . miss ur old name xxx

20:47:30 - 17/09/22 You sent 1x Love Juice to Halloween with the message: thank u for ur support always

pffft. That's nothing

Great Karma farmer! Congratulations! I wonder how this is gonna be achieved ? Gave you one Karma for that ;-)

Please more ferrett threads, it truly brightens my day when I see it pop up.
PEACE
SHAFT

Congrats! After extensive calculations I can infact confirm that no one has reached ten thousand nine hundred and thirty eight karma.

bear in the big blue house brings back so much memories.

nice achievements.

I'll give you a SE of your choosing if you can reach 1# in less than a year from now.

I don't even know you but 500m to ruin enrich the forums for the year to come is a low price to pay

Thank you for making my day THEFERRET, you are truly the greatest forum posting mind I have ever known.
It does not surprise me you aren't a virgin, and honestly I don't think I am worthy of being on the same tier of not virginity.
Question: how much can you lift?

ferrett popping off as always