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Korado Redemption Arc

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Korado [2589447]
Friend and family,
As you may have noticed, Koraod has been gone for a hot second.
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Footage of me seeing i was sent to naughty prison


Now i don't know what the rumours were, and i will not sit here and debunk them.
I am here with the undeniable truth.
I did some hard time in Folsom with mah boy Johnny Cash, and during my stretch i had time to think.
And i thought and i reflected and i had seen the error of my ways.
I see that the things i've said might have hurt some feeling, flooded some homes, burnt down some national parks and commited war crimes in Bosnia.
While i shan't confirm or deny the consequences of my words, for they have a mind of their own, i will say this:

My thoughts and prayers for the families and households that my words have allegedly caused harm to.
Words i am talking about for reference:
RADI?
apreciate Post for the HOMies
Suggest for job
Message for Torn **don't read at 3am morning**
Open letter to my fans
Philosophy
The Ballad of Torn (wholesome ending)
The Tragedy of Torn (The Ballad of Torn sequel)
Everyday Korado Problems in Life
Korado Redemption Arc

As you see, all my deeds lay bare, all my sins revealed, and yet i stand before you, oh citizens of Torn, and ask xou to absolve my sins, to let rest what went on in the best and open a new page in the Korado book.
We are all sinners, but i am willing to repent.
Accept my humble offer at redemtion, dear reader, dear moderator, dear bogie(3rd biggest homie), dear Chedburn(2nd biggest homie).
Whatever your decision shall be, i will gracefully accept it as i try to rrpent for my past sins and work toward a brighter future in Torn.

TL;DR: Did time, rehabilitated myself, got better, will do better

Mentions: apreciate Post for the HOMies · Everyday Korado Problems in Life · Korado Redemption Arc · Message for Torn **don't read at 3am morning** · Open letter to my fans · Philosophy · RADI? · Suggest for job · The Ballad of Torn (wholesome ending) · The Tragedy of Torn (The Ballad of Torn sequel)

BONK [2593445]
koraod shitpost are like fast and furious movies, they keep making more and each one is better than the last one