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Posting on behalf of Father Hiram Williams

Started by Syncopate [2562293] Wiki Contributor on in General Discussion.

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Syncopate [2562293] Wiki Contributor · #1
I'm posting this on behalf of Father Hiram Williams of the Torn Church. I'm posting in GD because if I did so in Bugs and Issues I'd be called a troll.

The newsticker reads, "Torn is bigger than Jesus, and the anniversary of our miraculous conception takes place on November 15th."

I don't think Father Williams would agree with the first part of that message.

How about you? Is Torn bigger than real life?

Syncopate
damaster [641864] Wiki Contributor · #4
Torn's dialogue has never been known for being too serious. What's next, are we going to start fact-checking Duke?
ULTRA [1675481] · #10
One of those things came back from the dead once, torn dies and comes back every event, torn is bigger than jesus.