Dump Man, yes you heard me, Dump Man

Hello folks. Its me, the dump man. Some of you may have met me, I'm sure many have not though. So allow me to introduce myself!

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Shoutout to Raven_smithy for the design

Thats me, looking through the dump, finding other people trash. This Christmas, in honor of Duke's Dump Days, I began my journey.

I personally took it upon myself to help clean up these streets. Taking people's "lost" items from the dump and returning it back to them. Spreading some Christmas cheer with the power of re-gifting!

Some people very much appreciated my dump man services, while some were questionable. As of right now I must give a shoutout to a few folks who were very kind to me.

Auxies, the man, the myth, the legend who decided the dump man was worthy of a FHC

AXE_ who donated a xanax, allowing me to continue my dump diving habits

Smilin-Assassin who hosped me, quoting its what the legendary Lonestar would do. Then paying for my revive, so not such a bad cookie after all

One of my favorite interactions with the people of Torn would be our resident dump denier

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No hate for MissRobot though, a very nice person and was a lot of fun to talk to!

As a side note, I even found some of Duke's trash. Hopefully he won't curb stomp the peaceful dump man for returning his stuff

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A special thanks to the people of Torn who continue to support your local dump man, dedicated to cleaning the streets this Christmas. Its been nice, but I must return to the dumps!!

P.S. quick shoutout to my good buddy Maks who donated me 10mil for the Dump Man graphic design

Thank you so much to everyone who continues to donate. This will be where I put their names/stories. Make sure you give some love!!

BreadFather sent a xanax as some dump diving fuel

Noob_God left a gracious 1.2mil

duckiies sent an outstanding 5 xanax

Mad_Bunny dropped a generous 5 xanax

Foe left 5 mil on my doorstep, such a lovely guy

You were sent a Pack of Blank CDs : 100 from NeoHunter 19:57:38 16/12/22


Can confirm. He has returned a few of my 665,852 items dumped in the last few days.

I can't even begin to tell you how many of your CD packs I've pulled. Maybe try a compost bin or something?

If you find these I'll happily take them back lol

11:23:17 - 18/07/22 You dumped 1x Boxing Gloves

Your selfless ways have enlightened me. Instead of returning them to their rightful owners, I have been a small-time opportunist, selling all the things that I've scavenged from this month's dump at market value so other people can dump it back again, feeding a never-ending frenzy of capitalistic greed which has marred Christmas for many generations.

Now I will sell them above market value instead.

I thought you looked familiar.

A plague be upon ye and your kindred, foul sir

I'd like to give my salt, but that amount of items dumped is so ludicrous that it rolled-over to being hilarious.

Currently sitting at 1 million items dumped. That is why it seems a bit sporadic.

I got fooled into thinking Duke was early with the dumping today. (if he's still dumping)

So you sent Duke's trash back to him and there is no response? I am baffled!!!

One dump resident to another, I tip my hat.

I dumped a load of trash that was credited to Duke, so anything you find from him should really be sent back to me.

Thanks in advance.

If I find it you shall recieve it <.<

Duke must be too busy dealing with his own Christmas gifts

YOU........ I DESPISE YOU AND ALL YOUR DUMPED MUSIC ITEMS




I hope Rick Ashley and Justin beber are the open people to turn up and sing at all your birthday partys