- Reloaded a Snow Cannon
- Got 8 critical hits in one blindfire turn with the Rheinmetall MG3
- Got to 6,969 karma, then down to 0 karma without partaking in a vault scam or making fun of players who are not alive to defend themselves
- Unlocked SSL and then proceeded to use +2,000 xanax after unlocking the SSL gym
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- Turned in a double-bonus red weapon to Big Al's bunker
- Have had your hall of fame place for Attacks, Busts, Battlestats, and Networth be the exact same at one point in time
- Looted every single item from three of the five permanent NPCs
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- Read all of the books in Torn
- Won a fight against a higher-stat player with 5x smoke grenades on you
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- Beat Data [1610898] in a custom one vs. one 100 laps race with the same car/upgrades
- Mugged Pops [1025410] for more than $500,000,000
- Arrested Bodybagger [99177]
- Lost more money in Slots than MeanMike [1884314]
- Successfully scammed Realistassasin [1598729] for more than $500,000,000
- Won a fight against RGiskard [1953860] using nothing but dual 92g berettas
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- Got +1 karma from Chedburn and met Chedburn in real life
- Got a successful defend against Duke
- Sold a company back to the game for more than $40b
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- Won a poker hand against someone who had a 4-of-a-kind
- Doubled your money more than 9x in a row in Russian Roulette
- Calculated your damage and hit chance faster than Proxima
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Thanks for reading,
- Andyman
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