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Sorin [1858747]
He told them, "Don't you ever come around here
Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear"
The fire's in their thighs and the water's really clear
Wear speedos, just speedos (Ooh!)
You better swim, you better stroke while can (Ooh!)
Don't wanna see no blood, don't be a macho man (Ooh!)
You wanna be tough, better do what you can
Wear Speedos, but you wanna be fast

Just speedos, speedos, wear speedos, speedos
No one wants to swim with weirdos
Showin' how funky and strong is your stroke
It doesn't matter who's right or woke
Just Speedos (Speedos)
Just Speedos (Speedos)
Just Speedos (Speedos)
Just Speedos (Speedos, uh)

They're out to get you, better kick while you can
Don't wanna be a bouy, you wanna be a man
You wanna stay alive, better swim while you can
Wear Speedos, just Speedos (Ooh!)
You have to show them that you're really not scared (Ooh!)
You're swimmin' past the reef, this ain't no truth or dare (Ooh!)
They'll chase you, then they'll bite you, then they'll tell you it's fair
So Speedos, but you wanna be fast

Wear Speedos, speedos, just Speedos, Speedos
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and blue and it's tight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just Speedos, Speedos, wear Speedos, Speedos
No one wants to swim with weirdos
Showin' how funky and strong is your stroke
It doesn't matter who's right or woke
Just Speedos (Speedos, Speedos, Speedos)
Wear Speedos (Speedos, Speedos, ha, ha, ha, ha)
Speedos (Speed It, Speed it)
Speedos (Speed it, Speed it)

Speed it, Speedos, speed it, Speedos
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and blue and it's tight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right (Who's right)
Just Speedos, Speedos, Wear Speedos, Speedos (Hoo-hoo!)
No one wants to swim with weirdos (Oh, lord)
Showin' how funky (Hee-hee!) and strong is your stroke (Hee-hee-hee!)
It doesn't matter who's right or woke
Just Speedos, Speedos, Wear Speedos, Speedos (Speedos!)
No one wants to be defeated (Oh-no!)
Showin' how funky (Hoo-hoo!) and blue and it's tight (Hee-hee! Hoo!)
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Wear Speedos, speedos, just Speedos, Speedos
No one wants to swim with weirdos
Showin' how funky and strong is your stroke
It doesn't matter who's wrong or who's woke (Who's woke?)
Just Speedos, Speedos, wear Speedos, Speedos (Hoo-hoo!)
No one wants to swim with weirdos


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Jigsarnak [2040172]
This thread has been blessed with great fortune and success. May this thread grow to be greater than moderately sized, and regarded as a great work of the speedo.