Hello Ladies and Gentlemen.
In my spare time I play this game while sat in my digger rather than making sure the guys I work with don't get squished by my big ole bucket.
And I thought that it would be fun to see what haikus you guys come up with.
For those who don't know how a Haiku works. I'll explain at the end. It's real easy.
The way this game works is straightforward.
You write a Haiku based on the layout and the theme given by the person above you.
Then you put a layout and theme for the next person.
For example:
Theme: Fish
Layout: 5, 6, 3
MrSkullSucker[1234567] writes:
"what a big old fish!
What a girthy big fish!
Such moist scales!
Next theme: Worms
Layout: 3, 6 ,5"
MrSisterFister[1234568] writes:
"So dirty!
What a girthy big worm!
What a big old worm!
Next theme: Hemmeroids
Layout: 8, 9, 5"
And so on and so forth.
And please hold the applause. I really outdid myself with those examples, I know.
Maybe one of you will learn such finesse in due time.
So how about I start us off with a theme and structure. Enjoy yourself!
Theme: Lovejuice
Structure: 5, 7, 5
Haiku 101
So.
A Haiku is a poem which is made up of a set number of syllables.
A syllable is the number of "beats" a word has.
Example= Football has 2 beats. Foot(1) ball(2).
Bukkake has 3 beats. Bu(1) Ka(2) Ke(3)
Yeah I know I missed a letter. Go back to literature, nerd.
So when the structure is 3, 6, 8.
You have three lines to write.
First line has three syllables, second has six, third has eight.
Example:
Yo mama,
Suck toes like a crack ho.
She is still a tight shorty tho.
If you still don't get it. Just lay down some rhymes that match the post above you's theme.