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Started by hammi [2235955] on in General Discussion.

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hammi [2235955]
..... my sentiment exactly, when every year i look in GD and see 2 dozen whiney f**kers complaining about their eggs count and how everybody else is doing so much better... "wha wha wha wha wha"
Quinxa [2730602]
Do I need to refresh the page ?

Are people finding eggs in the chronicle ? Where else are the hot spots?

If I see an egg and click to another page how can I g0 back to the page where the egg was ?

Where can I buy the egg colore I dont have ?

Why egg#3 ?
Quinxa [2730602]
There are two versions, the old jingle, and the new Easter jingle.
Here are the lyrics to both.


Old jingle:
You should wake up to eggs each day,
and then you'll be on your way
with so much energyfor your whole family
when you've got a real big test
which you wanna be your best,
the incredible edible egg.


The USDA has made the call,
eggs have 14% less cholesterol and
64% more vitamin D than
they previously thought, you see.


and we just barely got those lines
with the percentages to rhyme,
the incredible edible egg


It can keep you fuller longer,
it might even make you stronger
it might even grow your hair...
fine, we're exaggerating there.


Microwave it or make quiche
that's a funny word, 'quiche'
the incredible edible egg,
the incredible edible egg.


Easter version:
You should wake up to eggs, you see
because they'll give you energy
and they'll keep you fuller longer
and might leave you feeling stronger


And did I mention vitamin D?
if I didn't, shame on me
the incredible edible egg


And with Easter coming too,
there's so much that you can do
you can paint them, you can glue them,
you can stick some stuff onto them


Once we've made our egg a belt
with a little piece of felt,
the incredible edible egg


When the decorating's done,
Easter gets even more fun
you can roll your eggs or hide them,
somewhere no one's gonna find them


Maybe in your uncle's beard..
man, your uncle's beard is weird. :P
the incredible edible egg,
the incredible edible egg
WhackedMaki [2587660]
This isn't true anymore. News article says they stay forever now, they'll even be there next year if you fail to collect them this year