I've been told there is a lot of money in selling happy jumps and I wanna get into it but i have no idea where to start. Can someone pls help
Selling HJ help
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I will most definitely buy a HJ from you, are your hands soft?
You should ask whoever told you that to clarify what they meant.
Because unless you're in a 10* sweet shop with tons of points stacked, it's going to cost YOU a pretty penny to even do a Happy Jump the regular way, and you're better off training that instead of selling it.
Something as time limited as happy jumps (unless you're on the happy book) will take very niche digging for customers, arguably not worth the time and effort to coordinate either. Also a lot of people gladly advertise/give away their excess happy for free, as long as someone can steal it in time.
If you want a steady money source, try out a Ranked War faction, you'll get out what you put in and won't have to look for needles in a haystack like you would be for a paying happy jump thief. Good luck!
Because unless you're in a 10* sweet shop with tons of points stacked, it's going to cost YOU a pretty penny to even do a Happy Jump the regular way, and you're better off training that instead of selling it.
Something as time limited as happy jumps (unless you're on the happy book) will take very niche digging for customers, arguably not worth the time and effort to coordinate either. Also a lot of people gladly advertise/give away their excess happy for free, as long as someone can steal it in time.
If you want a steady money source, try out a Ranked War faction, you'll get out what you put in and won't have to look for needles in a haystack like you would be for a paying happy jump thief. Good luck!
I will most definitely buy a HJ from you, are your hands soft?
If you can really find a good customer. This is a very lucrative business.
I have first hand experience in selling HJs.
They were really worthy. You get to jump with highest possible happy 'WITHOUT SPENDING A PENNY'
The way is, you need to first join a 10* Adult novelties company for its perk which doubles the happy you get from EDVDs (you will get 5000 happy from an EDVD instead of 2500)
And join a faction with 48 hr booster CD (even 47 hrs wouldn't work)
and max happy PI is obvious
You stack 1000 E and stay drug CD and booster CD free.
You will start (at just after the cron xx:00/xx:15/xx:30/xx:45) with 5025 happy from your PI --> take 9 EDVD --> 50025 happy --> ecstasy -->99999 happy.
train your stack and refill immediately and signal your buyer he will use 2x poison mistletoes and halve your happy twice and the HJ is over
As others said you can do this both with 'ignorance is bliss' book and by having happy giving job points for 90 days. (but they are not much worthy and risky too)
I sold a HJ for 9 EDVD.. so my xan and refill will cost me.
YOU WILL OD once or twice in 30-40 HJ sales as OD is more common with ecstasy. and at least once with xan while stacking.
I would highly recommend it if you are below 1m each in your stats. and you have the idea and time for searching a buyer. people CAN scam you by not giving you full EDVD or by using poison mistletoe before you finish your training. SO be careful in that end.
hope it helps. Good day
I have first hand experience in selling HJs.
They were really worthy. You get to jump with highest possible happy 'WITHOUT SPENDING A PENNY'
The way is, you need to first join a 10* Adult novelties company for its perk which doubles the happy you get from EDVDs (you will get 5000 happy from an EDVD instead of 2500)
And join a faction with 48 hr booster CD (even 47 hrs wouldn't work)
and max happy PI is obvious
You stack 1000 E and stay drug CD and booster CD free.
You will start (at just after the cron xx:00/xx:15/xx:30/xx:45) with 5025 happy from your PI --> take 9 EDVD --> 50025 happy --> ecstasy -->99999 happy.
train your stack and refill immediately and signal your buyer he will use 2x poison mistletoes and halve your happy twice and the HJ is over
As others said you can do this both with 'ignorance is bliss' book and by having happy giving job points for 90 days. (but they are not much worthy and risky too)
I sold a HJ for 9 EDVD.. so my xan and refill will cost me.
YOU WILL OD once or twice in 30-40 HJ sales as OD is more common with ecstasy. and at least once with xan while stacking.
I would highly recommend it if you are below 1m each in your stats. and you have the idea and time for searching a buyer. people CAN scam you by not giving you full EDVD or by using poison mistletoe before you finish your training. SO be careful in that end.
hope it helps. Good day
They are calloused for your pleasure
There was merit to having an amusement park job that could score some serious bank.... this was literally years ago tho. I really can't think of a way of making any sizable or worth while income nowadays.
Try using the search function in the Trading Post! You will find some groups who organize them regularly maybe you can get in as a seller
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Join the Happy Oasis discord channel to set up HJ's with others and you can sell your happy and make tons of cash. Takes all the issues out of trying to find customers to make this worthwhile, and the risk.
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