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Started by Graciejj2000 [2037482] on in Company Recruitment.

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Drakonis_Ordo [1362140]
Inspector's Report:

"Today we received a second star from the Torn Office of Star Supply and Erotic Regulation Supervision, or TOSSERS, after an emergency re-evaluation. This surprised me, as the initial assessor noted that our "inspection fee payments upon visit" were lower than he'd like, and that would cost us. However, some time with some of our oiled up, fuzzy co-workers silenced his complaints, and our request for a second assessor proved more fruitful.

Incidentally, can maintenance please clear Line C? There's an unusually large blockage stopping it up - the tech guesses its about the size and mass of a portly human bureaucrat. Strange way to measure it, but whatever works."
Graciejj2000 [2037482]
When the Inspector speaks we listen. Thanks to the TOSSERS for the shiny new star. We’ll hang it up on our wall. Like and subscribe. Oh wait…