Seriously, you fools, f**k with my beautiful karma number and I'll end your god damned Torn career!
Conversely, if you're one of the beautiful people, and you at least TRY to reset my karma to its perfect pinnacle of palindromic perfection, I will reward you with a friendly little NODDING TURTLE!!!
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His name is Snappy. He likes watermelon and wieners.
Go on. I dare you.