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I saw a thread
looked like shit
made this shitty reply because
I didn't fully read

Intelligent artificial made ( Do u think I will waste my time reading your shit????)
Me: Make a poem with rhyme that speaks about a shitty post made in internet

Some posts are so shitty, they make you madThey are full of lies, nonsense and spamThey are written by trolls, bots or scammersThey have no value, no purpose, no charmThey only exist to cause harmSo what can you do when you see a shitty post?You can ignore it, report it or roast itYou can downvote it, flag it or block itYou can laugh at it, mock it or shock itBut whatever you do, don't let it get to youDon't let it ruin your mood or your dayDon't let it make you lose your wayRemember that shitty posts are not the normThey are the exception, the anomaly, the stormThere are many more posts that are good and trueThat are informative, helpful and inspiring tooSo focus on those posts that make you smileThat make you think, learn and growThat make you feel alive and wholeShitty posts may come and goBut they can never dim your glow

burma shave

Here's some torn friendly haikus:

Online game of crime
You can do drugs and murder
bogie killed epstein

I met some friends here,
seriously he did it
he was paid a lot

Doing crimes is fun
The new system is okay
I have video

Ched is tough but fair
the rules are easy to learn
watch out for bogie

I like the haikai called "Adulting"

I am so tired
Where has all my money gone
My back is hurting

Here's another one:

I owe duke a lot
bogie did 9/11
I should save money

Here's a limerick:

Leslie's a coldhearted prick
It's insane no-one's chopped off his dick
I keep spinning the wheel
I swear, then he copped a feel
bogie shot JFK.

https://soundcloud.com/cvbadmans/thetmcu

Here is some spoken poetry about Torn by Myself, SeaLion and TonyCream.

Torn is a game of crime, that which is simply sublime
Don't you go looking for trouble, else they'll turn and make it double
Global chat you dare not go, lest you come away all 'me is woe' (shut up it needed to rhyme, I'm not spending too much time)
To the forums I send thee, I look forward to seeing your journey
NS and PT, CR and DA, are some of the big factions
Perhaps if you train hard, one day you'll get some reactions

How sublime the ai wrote that,
You shoud post in global chat,
So many others may appreciate.
Just do right now, don't hesitate!

PORN toem

Awful.

You write like a chat bot.

I have nothing to do with this thread and I don't think I want to

In this vast realm of online space,
Where words and thoughts interlace,
Shitty posts may surface, cause dismay,
But fear not, for there's a brighter way.

When falsehoods and spam start to invade,
And trolls and bots begin to parade,
Remember, truth is never far away,
And genuine voices will have their say.

To see a shitty post, what can one do?
Options aplenty, let me tell you true.
You may choose to ignore and let it be,
Or report, revealing what others may not see.

Downvote, flag, or block, if that's your plea,
To limit its impact, set your mind free.
You can even roast it, with clever wit,
Expose its flaws, and let the laughter hit.

But in all you do, maintain your grace,
Don't let their negativity erase
The joy and light within your core,
For shitty posts are nothing more.

They thrive on causing harm and strife,
But don't let them dictate your life.
Remember, they're an exception, a fleeting sight,
While goodness and truth persist, shining bright.

Embrace the posts that make you smile,
That ignite your thoughts, even just a while.
The ones that educate, inspire, and impart,
That touch your soul and enrich your heart.

For every shitty post, a hundred good ones stand,
Awaiting discovery, like grains of sand.
Let their wisdom and positivity flow,
Nurturing your spirit as you grow.

Shitty posts will come and go, my friend,
But they can never tarnish or transcend
The radiant glow that resides within you,
The beauty of your spirit shining through.

How is this thread out of the grave

Zombies man, god damn zombies...Load image: sick

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