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Criminal Masterstrokes

Started by bogie [148747] Admin on in Community Events.

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ToobZWolf [2295922] · #22 · edited
As you meander by the bay, you see an ugly stack of shipping containers piled up by the promenade.
It's only when you pass around the other side that you realize this is a restaurant made out of discarded cargo boxes.
Baffled as to why anyone would want to eat in such depressing surroundings, you return to the front of the property.
Taking out your paint, you add your tag to the stack of containers that make up the rear of the restaurant.
To the side, in plain block letters, you write "Build proper buildings."

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One of Hollywood's most prolific action screenwriters has been caught snorting cocaine off an alligator's back.
His name is trending already, so you research which of his movies made the largest returns at the box office.
Armed with this knowledge, you download the reptile-botherer's best-rated movies.
With the downloads complete, you crack open your DVD burner and start making copies.

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For the record, I am terribly sorry for what your eyeballs are about to witness. You can still turn back. There was nothing I could do. Sugarvalves forced my hand.

One of your crew has gotten hold of a key to the Torn City cemetery. She lets you in through the gate on the far east side and you make your way in quietly. After checking for groundskeepers, you head over to the dirty bomb memorial. Sadly, there's no cash wedged in the monument today, but you are about to pay tribute to a different kind of wedging. You and your crew spray up a mural depicting a famous threat made to the leader of a powerful faction. While one guy outlines a briefcase and another draws the butt cheeks, you paint a muscular wolf cartoon above them. When you're done, the memorial is adorned with an artistic representation of a furry shitting out a dirty bomb.



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Beecool [2653670] · #33
You find a program that's capable of ripping movies directly from streaming sites.After downloading the application, you manage to locate a bunch of movies that aren't yet live on the platform!You download a few recognizable fantasy titles, bust open a fresh pack of blanks, and begin to make copies.

Strangely, you notice your webcam light is on - that program must've been malware!

To give your cam-hijacker a thrill, you take off your clothes and bend over. After gyrating around in front of your laptop for a good few minutes, your webcam turns off.

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Nobody [237547] · #37
Does this crime against dark mode users count?

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Here, fixed for the dark mode users...

RULES


Draw, paint, or otherwise create an image related to one of the Crimes 2.0 outcomes


Your entry may be created by hand or digitally, but it must be your own work - keep stock images to a bare minimum, as we will mark you down for overuse.


Include your name or ID and the year somewhere in your image.


You may not use entries from previous years.


You may submit up to three entries in one post if you don’t have much going on in your life right now.


Do not post anything explicit that is not PG-13. Any representations of some of the more vulgar outcomes should be tasteful or censored.


AI art is not permitted, and where its use is suspected we will request work in progress shots for digital entries.


The competition will run until 23:59:59 on September 1st.


The winners will be selected by the Community Events Team.


The decision of the judges shall be final and no correspondence or discussion shall be entered into.


PRIZES


1st place: Gold ribbon + honor bar + 1,000 points + special gift + 3 Stat Enhancers


2nd place: Silver ribbon + 500 points + special gift + 2 Stat Enhancers


3rd place: Bronze ribbon + 250 points + special gift + 1 Stat Enhancer