Crypto Cashes In ! OFFICIAL WAR THREAD

Waking up to see PEE TEE family absolutely f**king HUMILIATED after failing to defeat NS2 AND getting defeated by carbon AFTER dirty bombing them and less than 1/3rd have hazmats, it’s no surprise that PT-F leads have gone on a kicking spree, trimming the DEAD weight from the faction. Rumour has it any stock funds held by kicked PT members will be retained to recoup war costs (paying pops 4m/hit)


Leaked is a newsletter sent by unknown person of Portuguese origin:
zuni says:
This is a newsletter from your faction:
If I wake up and we are not leading, I will start mass kicking and unless you have participatied close to my level in wars, you will be kicked out. I am f**king sick of this shit, seeing Nova being able to snatch 2 and 3 people before any of you reacts. No matter if he uses scripts, all of you should be having focus on people coming out of hosp and nothing els.
So either this war is back on winning tracks when I wake up, or it is lost and I start mass kicking. I had enough of this f**king bullshit.

You mean land we aren't even defending and can take back whenever we feel like? It's still less than what was offered to JFK alliance for peace months ago. Absolutely hilarious that you guys are still hanging your hats on that. Any day now you'll be uniting the fronts!

Brother fidel, there was a small s at the end.

Tnx for good response :) Atleast some of you have a bit more manners and can behave.

Same amount of 20b+ doesn't mean much though when you are short 20 members that could add good ~1200 inside hits.

well fought regardless.

Oh yeah you are so right. That bag of chips was wayyyy too personal. I hope you guys still wanna hang out!

This is such a sad wall of text im gonna take a shower.

If anyone is taking this thread too seriously it would be you. Insensitive to mental health? This is a text based game. If the forums bother anyone - just stop reading this cesspool. There's nothing to be gained by anyone who comes here. You're wasting your own energy writing anything here or deciding to be upset by it.

Your team of goobers are making mistakes over and over. Crypto isn't saying anything here because what is there to say?

What do you want us to say when you've locked us in a silly war with nothing to do?

If I saw you at a party I would immediately leave.

The max exodus begins

Yeah Tyr is a bit more diplomatic...

There is always reasons/excuses/etc, regardless of what side wins, but it is what it is on the day...but you guys took the (clearly obligatory) sh*t-talking and gloating well though, that's really the true sign of character. And many of those pushes were pretty brutal, kept us on our toes!

I have to ask though, what was with all the outside hits between pushes when we clearly had ED? Like hundreds of them...what was the strategy there? Couldn't figure it out.

My Dearest Spliffy,

While I found your post HUMOROUS, I saw no sighting of the word Y'ALL. Not sure if I should feel offended, but R+ nonetheless. May your day shine like the star you are! * kisses*

Looks like Sea-Xanty needs to go and learn some basic statistics, eh?

Imagine being so embarrassed, you forget how to use numbers...

What a narrative. From where I stand we made you so insecure you moved 6+ guys. We made them waste how many days on recruit status, we made you lose to a radiated Carbon on OXF and then sent the recruits back to PT. But sure it’s all been a master plan of the mighty WW/OBN/Natty_Boh.

There once was a faction that sailed to sea,
and the name of the faction, yes it was PT,
The D-B blew up, her members dipped down,
Oh blow, my bully boys, blow (huh)

Soon may do Carbon come
To bring us closer to the island war won,
One day, when the tonguing is done
We'll take our island and go

OOFT

So the reasoning was an bundance of outside hits

Doesn't that just give them ED and help them win the wall?

I'm pretty noobish so don't mind the stupid question

Legendary if real

I'm actually shocked PT took so few outside hits, we took almost three times that against Penguins and got told by crypto "our performance was poor cos it took us 3 days to win"

Also dumbfounded that they get away with such a casual response to fair concerns, considering the circumstances and waste of a DB.

Copy pasta

Rumour has it that PT will open up their borders and accept applications from Spain as well as Portugal now.