Hello dear reader, do you have a bunch of stinky garden gnomes clogging up your inventory and stealing all your candy? If so, I am here to tell you that I am currently building an army of Garden Gnomes, and will happily take those annoying fellows off your hands for the price of $3000 torn city dollars. If you have gnomes by the hundreds or thousands then we can discuss a wholesale price.
Please don’t hesitate to reach out with all gnome-related inquiries, i am open to negotiations and I am determined to recruit as many Garden Gnomes as possible.
(Check display case for current status of the Gnome Army)
Please don’t hesitate to reach out with all gnome-related inquiries, i am open to negotiations and I am determined to recruit as many Garden Gnomes as possible.
(Check display case for current status of the Gnome Army)