Tourism day

Someone dropped a dirty bomb and I couldn’t get my travel income

Jeepers

And furry butt plug

no- thats where the DB goes!

Sounds like a great idea you go first

Like the brothers Grimsby

Best I can do is a grenade and 12 slices of mouldy pizza

I’ve also got bottle caps for shrapnel

Now that's a worthy cause - where do i sign up to donate?

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For shits and giggles why doesn't the OP drop a dirty bomb?

Answer: He's a poor AF torn noob that has no idea how much money is blown with every detonation. A DB is most certainly not used for shits and giggles. They are a financial burden to bear while building it, holding it, and even after using. You never get that money back.

Just mean... Delicious, but soooo, so mean.

When you find out hit me up I’ll chip in

Yep I’m a noob, never had any money

but still, do it for shits and giggles

Respect

Worth it if you ask me

Taking donations for dirty bomb.

Current/target:
$13/$65,000,000,000

Or by cesium:
0/100

Edit: updated generous $10 donation!

The newspaper was basically begging for it

Make that $13 my guy

The newspaper knows what’s up