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Pickpocketing purgatory

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cankles [2137519]
22:16:44 - 27/10/23 You used 5 nerve and critically failed pickpocketing a drunk man losing 407 life

I was level 92 at the time.

Not a huge loss in exp but still horseshit crime.
Mizadil [2640357] Committee Committee
There are Meat Warehouses with job openings. The 3* perk halves CE and CS loss from critical fails, that's a huge benefit in C2 where there are no safe crimes.
Lockra [2593472]
I agree this is the worst crime so far. The crit fails on easy targets are brutal. I never even want to attempt anyone else because that crit fail is even worse
SoapyCilantro [2220138]
Yeah, I definitely feel like the pickpocketing crime is unbalanced, when I first started I remember getting all the way to skill level 8, one crit fail dropped me all the way back down to skill level 1. I’ve been doing the crime for about 2 weeks and have worked my way up to skill level 34 now. What I’ve found is basically stick to homeless, elderly and drunk people. Occasionally I take a chance on distracted or on the phone young people. (That last sentence sounds very bad out of context)
Celestino86 [2925740]
LOL are you chasing police officers?

I know its frustrating but when I get drops like these I tend to focus old people for the next 5 levels or so
Quinxa [2730602]
Pickpocketing Purgatory

Pilferers' purgatory, pockets perpetually purged,
Plundered by pickpockets, piteously plunged.
Prowling the pavements, preying with pride,
Pernicious pocket-picking, patrons petrified.

Pilfering peasants, pouncing so precise,
Pilferage pandemic, a perilous paradise.
Pity the purses, plucked of their prize,
Penance in perpetuity, where honesty dies.

Prowess in picking, a pitiful plight,
Purveyors of pilfer, in shadows of night.
Petty in practice, yet pains are profound,
Pickpocket's purgatory, where penitence is bound.

Precious possessions, passed in the play,
Pernickety pinchers purloin in the fray.
Pathos pervades, the pensive perceive,
Pickpocketing purgatory, they never can leave.