A naked guy ran past 3 old ladies sitting on a bench. The first two old women both had strokes. The third lady missed.
Karma/Jokes
Started by Cariciok [3156777] on in Fun & Games.
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What kind of lion doesn't roar?
A dandelion.
A dandelion.
Confucius say, "Man who walk sideways into airport turnstile, is going to Bangkok".
- [background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]What is every parent's favorite Christmas song? Silent Night![/background]
Knock knock.
Who?
Someone.
Someone who?
Someone mugged you for $389,000 [view]
Who?
Someone.
Someone who?
Someone mugged you for $389,000 [view]
Why did the Torn player look in the toilet?
He was looking for Dukey.
He was looking for Dukey.
This one isn't that good, but I literally made it up when I was like 6 years old!
Where do the bees go to pee?
The BP Gas Station.
Where do the bees go to pee?
The BP Gas Station.
What does the King do when he burps?
He issues a royal pardon.
He issues a royal pardon.
What's the last thing to go through a puppies mind after it hit the windshield?
Its ass.
Its ass.
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
What do you get when you mix human DNA with animal DNA?
lifetime ban from the zoo.
lifetime ban from the zoo.
LMAO
Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had low "elf" esteem!
Because he had low "elf" esteem!
Why is Santa so damn jolly?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
Time to get a new clock!
DAILY SCAVENGER HUNT
New Scavenger hunt game starts tonight For those interested!
Time to get a new clock!
DAILY SCAVENGER HUNT
New Scavenger hunt game starts tonight For those interested!
Mentions: !!!PRIZES!!! TORN SCAVENGER HUNT!!!
What do you do when your wife starts to smoke?
Slow down and apply lubricant.
Slow down and apply lubricant.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
Scavenger Hunt
Scavenger hunt game starting soon. (22:00 TCT)
Mentions: !!!PRIZES!!! TORN SCAVENGER HUNT!!!
A sandwich walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
What did the leper say to the sex worker?
"Keep the tip."
"Keep the tip."
Why is diarrhea hereditary?
It runs in your genes.
It runs in your genes.