you know the drill.
1b to last post.
no double posts(2in a row) winners
previous winners can't win again.
will it be 1 hour? 12 hours? 2days? 12days? 2years?
previouPrevious threadv2s thread
p.s. i know who is last when i log in, stakeout isn't gonna work.
p.p.s if you post something of substance, and i see it, maybe you'll get something............................
till next time
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Maybe no one else will see this.....
There was a farmer's boy who loved tractors; went absolutely crazy for them. As he grew up, his bedroom was littered with tractor toys, wallpaper, ornaments, you name it. At the end of every school day, he used to go to just outside his father's farm and watch the tractors roll by. It was safe to say he knew what he wanted to do for a career: "twactor dwiver" he would always say as a child.
His 10th birthday rolled around, and there was a peculiar looking present awaiting him in the living room. It was a dog - a puppy at that! It was love at first sight for the boy. Now, at the end of every school day, he'd take his puppy for walks across the fields and farms where the tractors drove. His bedroom was now being shared between a love of tractors and dogs.
The dog had just turned 8; the boy was taking him for a walk, after college at the usual time across the usual field. He stopped to look at the sunset just appearing, until he heard a distinct and loud YELP! followed by the sound of a tractor engine. He gulped and looked down - to see the mutilated remains of his dog, mauled by a tractor. He didn't know what to feel, anger? Devastation? Betrayal? Either way, his first thought after "oh my god that's my dog's corpse" was "I need to drown my sorrows", and he headed to the local pub.
Upon arrival, the pub was closed - how could the day get any worse, he thought. The landlord was standing just outside, looking rather furious at a large amount of smoke eminating from the chimney.
"How come's you're shut?" asks the boy.
"I'm not sure" replies the landlord, "there must've been a problem in the kitchen, because loads of thick smoke backed up into the rest of the building".
"Mind if i take a look?" - without a reply from the landlord, the boy enters the pub to be greeted with an enormous amount of smoke. Not seemingly bothered by it, he takes a very deep breath. The amount of smoke noticeably reduces.
"Whatever you're doing is working, lad!" exclaims the landlord. The boy inhales again, and again, and again and gradually the smoke in the pub reduces to nothing. The landlord rejoices and enters the building; "Amazing! Drinks are on the house lad, anything you want! One question though: how on earth did you pull that off?"
The boy looks unsure for a second, but then replies - "I'm an extractor fan".
Takashi, I have scanned more pages than I care to admit of these threads, but I think I gathered that you are going into military.
If so, good luck and I hope you get everything out of it you hope to achieve.
I wonder if we'll ever get to 1bilv8?
Consider "something of substance" posted! <----- it's right there :D
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Sandra Will Carradine, girlfriend of Anthony Pellicano and ex-wife of Keith Carradine was the first person to be arrested. Pellicano had wiretapped Keith Carradine's phone line in preparation for Sandra Will Carradine's divorce.
Micheal Ovitz was the former CAA uber agent and Disney studio chief. He allegedly hired Pellicano to try to stop a series of stories in the New York Times about his then-company, AMG. This has never gone to trial, and Ovitz retains his innocence.
Terry Christensen was a famous entertainment lawyer who conspired with Pellicano to wiretap the phone of Lisa Bonder, Kirk Kerkorian's ex-wife. After losing numerous appeals, Christensen was sentenced to a three-year prison sentence. He was released on Jan. 1, 2019, and passed shortly after, on March 26, 2019, at the age of 75.
Steven Segal was alleged by the FBI to be involved in the same case as the previously mentioned Ovitz, specifically trying to stop the reporting of his connection with criminal organizations. However, Segal was never tried for any alleged involvement and did not testify in Pellicano's criminal trial, retaining his innocence.
Brad Grey, for the Hollywood system, was one of the key witnesses who brought the most intrigue, as at the time Grey was head of Paramount when he took the stand on March 20, 2008. While Gary Shandling had previously stated that Grey had used wiretapping on him, Grey confirmed he had worked with Anthony Pellicano but denied involvement in illegal activity.
something about substance idk
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You can’t polish a turd, but you can spray it with deodorant.
Oh no :o
Well, i don't really know what to post xD
Might aswell give it a shot
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