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For the low, low cost of 1 xanax per token (3 games) you can now take part in the newest wave of Torn gambling. Wager tokens on our proprietary scratch off tickets (up to 10 at a time) and become our next big winner!www.coalitioncasino.com
How do you get involved? I'm glad you asked! Simply send a xanax (or 1000) to: FartTacoFire [2948508] and your account will be seamlessly credited. Log in with your ID# (no API needed!) and set your preferred wager, then get to scratchin'! All winnings are quickly and regularly paid out in xanax to keep you safe from overzealous, mugging scumbags. We even have an optional layer of security that allows you to enter a secret phrase along with your ID# to ensure your tokens stay safe if everyone knows you are a degenerate gambler. So simple that a prehistoric human ancestor would be able to handle it.
NOW INTRODUCING COALITION LOTTERY!
Simply send FartTacoFire [2948508] your xans like you would the slots but select the lottery ticket option! Next draw winner will be announced on the 20th of April! Best of luck’
Jackpot: 620 and rising!
www.coalitioncasino.com/
Feedback always appreciated
Leave a comment and like the thread for credits!
FAQS:
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