Just a few hours until Ultimate Fighting Christmas
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300 has been awesome so far and we are still in the prelims!
Never in contention for Fight of the Night:
1) Aljamain Sterling
2) Bo Nickal
Should be on every card forever until he accidentally rides his motorcycle into a volcano or something:
1) Jiri Prochazka
People's champion for surviving first round:
1) Cody Brundage
Hindsight is 20/20 award:
1) whichever fool bet $62K on Holly Holms lasting 2.5 rounds
Tragic near-miss award:
1) whichever poor bastard bet $15K on Charles Oliveira winning by KO/TKO
Horror movie special effects award:
1) Jim Miller
Best boa:
1) Sean O'Malley
Best shorts:
1) Max Holloway
Worst fingers:
1) Max Holloway
Least expected finish in the history of mankind:
1) Max Holloway
Unquestionably engineered in a lab and sent back in time to destroy us all:
1) Alex Pereira
Actual BMF:
1) Zhang Weili
Actual hero:
1) Mark Coleman
1) Aljamain Sterling
2) Bo Nickal
Should be on every card forever until he accidentally rides his motorcycle into a volcano or something:
1) Jiri Prochazka
People's champion for surviving first round:
1) Cody Brundage
Hindsight is 20/20 award:
1) whichever fool bet $62K on Holly Holms lasting 2.5 rounds
Tragic near-miss award:
1) whichever poor bastard bet $15K on Charles Oliveira winning by KO/TKO
Horror movie special effects award:
1) Jim Miller
Best boa:
1) Sean O'Malley
Best shorts:
1) Max Holloway
Worst fingers:
1) Max Holloway
Least expected finish in the history of mankind:
1) Max Holloway
Unquestionably engineered in a lab and sent back in time to destroy us all:
1) Alex Pereira
Actual BMF:
1) Zhang Weili
Actual hero:
1) Mark Coleman
Jiri is a freaking beast! What a fight!
Man who is going to defeat alex man
Great card! Pretty sad my boy Charles lost tho
Caio Borrelho: every time they said the guy's name I thought "banana fana fo faio"
Michel Pereira: obviously eats cocaine and anti-gravity pills for breakfast while watching WWE
Shogun Rua: isn't it amazing to watch tape of UFC from 20 years ago and realize how many standard finishing moves then are now an instant DQ and possibly an attempted murder charge?
Anthony Smith: even Bruce was so surprised by this victory that he called out the wrong name hahah
Jose Aldo: class act as usual
Jonathan Martinez: poor kid saw his whole career flash before his eyes and just couldn't handle it. Never meet your idols, I guess
Alexandre Pantoja: went "oh you're not gonna like me when I'm angry" at the end of round 2 and then proceeded to use his own blood for lubricant on the next 6 takedowns - his crazy flailing strikes probably make him beatable but he's fun to watch
Steve Erceg: just needs to do some affirmations in the mirror and lose this "math undergrad who gets bullied on the subway" demeanor
(Edit: spacing)
Michel Pereira: obviously eats cocaine and anti-gravity pills for breakfast while watching WWE
Shogun Rua: isn't it amazing to watch tape of UFC from 20 years ago and realize how many standard finishing moves then are now an instant DQ and possibly an attempted murder charge?
Anthony Smith: even Bruce was so surprised by this victory that he called out the wrong name hahah
Jose Aldo: class act as usual
Jonathan Martinez: poor kid saw his whole career flash before his eyes and just couldn't handle it. Never meet your idols, I guess
Alexandre Pantoja: went "oh you're not gonna like me when I'm angry" at the end of round 2 and then proceeded to use his own blood for lubricant on the next 6 takedowns - his crazy flailing strikes probably make him beatable but he's fun to watch
Steve Erceg: just needs to do some affirmations in the mirror and lose this "math undergrad who gets bullied on the subway" demeanor
(Edit: spacing)
Anyone going to CW Glasgow in September?
Sean Strickland wins another one with all the grace, speed and imagination of a Rockem Sockem Robots toy.
The King of Lafayette lasts five times longer against Islam than anyone expected. Or anyone probably deserves to.
Kevin Holland demonstrates his gatekeeping powers by cheerfully breaking a guy's arm.
I didn't watch the others tho, anything good happen?
Crazy D'arce choke squeeze by Makhachev, the scramble happened so quick.
Dustin takedown defence has improved significantly and tbf he did pretty well than expected, sucks that this is probably his last fight.
Dan Ige is a goddamn hero and he deserves all the 50Ks
Alex Pereira is horrifying and should probably be illegal
Jiri Prochazka has absolutely zero concept of defense but I still want him on every card until he accidentally drives his motorcycle into a volcano
The black magic strikes again.
pereira vs jones, will the octagon just explode in a ball of nuclear fire or something?
Erceg: still looks like he would rather be home playing online chess and ironing his postal uniform
Hooker: now looks like he just finished headlining a crust-punk show and might not bother picking the beer-bottle glass out of his face
Howie Booth: HAS to have mixed up his scorecard columns and that is LITERALLY THE ONLY EXPLANATION I can think of, like even if Tuivasa were his own son he should still have given Bigi a round for credibility's sake like jfc what were you even watching
Izzy: goddammit
Did you saw how Li Jingliang got smoked? Sheesh I thought he died for a second.
Oh yeah I nearly forgot that one - he was in trouble the whole fight but that knockout crumpled him like an accordion