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whats the stupidest person you met in torn?

Started by LadyNightmare [3013854] on in General Discussion.

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entermax [2963998] · #44
dumbest person i encountered was someone lower level with much lower stats put bounties on me.

i was like wtf i never did anything to him, talked to him nicely about it, and he was an absolutely douch and threatened me with more bounties if i keep mugging him, which i never did.

i told him that, and his explanation was that everytime am online my hp is slow so ir must be me who is mugging him lol
i told him that he couldn't even hit me if we were to fight, and that has he never heard of blood bags?

still he was adamant, so had. to call him a moron or sth.
manic [1554958] · #45 · edited
Plenty people on the internet who use tipex to edit their posts.

Hell, we only have to look at who we elect to see evidence of this...
bogie [148747] Admin Staff · #47 · edited
Probably anyone who gave away their login details to the "heyyyy it's me ur friend can I use your account?" Phisher

Two noteworthy cases stand out here...

One where a player was talking to a phisher, almost convinced him but CJ was on the case and banned the phisher before the guy handed over his login details.

CJ then made sure to contact said player to inform them he had banned a scammer and to NEVER hand over your login details.

Some time after the phisher made a multi and tried again... So we banned that and again told the player.... they then tried a THIRD time....You'd think having been told it was a scammer, it being a multi and there being not one but two banned accounts the player would tell them to piss off right??? Sadly not. He willingly handed over his login details and 2FA code, even after saying to the phisher "I think Cloudjumper is onto us". CJ and I were baffled.

The second being one that took so little convincing they essentially did all the phishers work for them.

Phisher (on a brand new 0 day account): Hey it's me your friend guess who?
Player: Steve?? (Names changed to protect the innocent)
Phisher: Yeah! Good guess!
Player: omg it's been ages how are you?
Phisher: I'm ok but can't remember how to play, can I borrow your account to see what it's like again?
Player: Yes of course here are my login details!
*Proceeds to give login details to this random 0 day old player


Obviously anyone who hands login details over to someone else is an idiot but these two scenarios are probably the most mind blowing to me.
Celestino86 [2925740] · #51
Didnt even read the replies sweertheart...

Imagine more than one person coming up with the same joke?

Or do you have the copyrights?
VengefulFiend [2838737] · #52
I think the dumbest player i’ve encountered was a noob who joined a previous faction I was in, He was debating if he should make a multi and some of us in the faction chat warned him about the consequences of it. Still proceeds to do it anyways, got kicked and the next day or two, he got fedded.
Bumfluff [969606] Wiki Contributor · #53 · edited
There was one player that wanted to flex about how smart he was to try and call Sugarvalves an idiot, and in the process he doxxed himself by sharing an email with his personal name, an award he had been nominated for and his university degree.

Needless to say that it proved his own stupidity rather than SV’s
JustJanet [911066] · #54
lol! This didn’t make me laugh out loud, it made me cackle! That is both cringy and funny! How’d you break it to him that he was doing it wrong?
megalomaniacal [1542618] Committee Committee · #59
If I remember correctly, I didn't directly tell him, I think I just sent him to the attacking forum, gave him a few mil for the laugh and sent him on his way.