The wonderful adventures of brother Bitchcutter

TL;DR: mong fails a buymug on a single dp, gets retalled, then fails to retal 3 times before giving up and spending 15m on bounties
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It all started on one fine Wednesday morning, brother Bitchcutter was perusing the item market as usual, looking for fools selling valuables out of hospital, when he suddenly spots a noob level 100 selling a whole donator pack while chilling outside of hospital. Without hesitation, brother Bitchcutter bought the donator pack and moved on to the mug. However, to his shock (pun intended) he couldn't land a hit!
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With the mug foiled, brother Bitchcutter had no choice but to grumpily look for another target. Quickly, he found his next victim, a fellow by the name of Decimus. However, what brother Bitchcutter failed to realise was that he had just handed a retal to the person he had just failed to mug on a silver platter.

After a close fight, brother Bitchcutter was sent to the hospital to reflect on his actions. However, brother Bitchcutter wasn't a bitch for nothing, he vowed then and there to give this foolish level 100 noob a taste of his own medicine. With new found confidence and a new loadout, brother Bitchcutter medded out to teach a lesson that will never be forgotten. Surely, with a 2x stat advantage and a full rw loadout, there is no way that brother Bitchcutter will fail right?

Wrong! Brother Bitchcutter couldn't believe his eyes! How could this be? 'It's ok,' he thought as he quickly initiated the next attack, 'he's low hp I can just clean him up in this fight!' But as he tried his utmost, it quickly dawned on brother Bitchcutter that everything had fallen apart.

With desperation, brother Bitchcutter loaded up his strongest dex temp and waited the tear gas out. 'This is it! This is the one!' he muttered to himself, as he only had to chew through the last 1k hp, but alas, he took too long.

Once again sent back to hospital, brother Bitchcutter was beyond himself in fury. Determined to punish this noobie for refusing to die, brother Bitchcutter took out his funds and immediately dumped 15m of bounties.

Truly, an adventure to be remembered.

kumo > bitchcutter

bitchcutter more like fishbutter am I right


… idk what I meant by that

How anyone could be mean to a good samaritan like brother kumo is beyond me

14:57:59 - 19/11/23 kumo bought 1 x Dumbbells from your bazaar for $465,000,000.

One would say he is one unlucky cattle

lmao cattle got shocked

Love me some dramas, but boy am I glad people don't make roleplay forum posts about me whenever I had a bad day and acted like a shit head (high frequency of this)

BitchCutter did nothing wrong except fail to bitchcut. Congwats.
Moved to achievements.

Tenner says atleast 50% of the people who view this thread that don’t already own a cattle prod went to the market to buy one (if they can afford it).


That’s f**kin wildly stupid lmao

What an electrifying tale, brother Bitchcutter definitely disgraced his name, being too shocked to cut a bitch not once, not twice, not thrice, alright you get the point.

Post the chat, I need to see the rage.

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I know BitchCutter irl they would never do such a thing

XXX is shocked is my favourite line

hahahaha, BC is such a spastik
He gets so easily triggered

P.S.
As i said, so easy xD
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Doxxed me when they lost a fight… BC takes it to another level.

shocking experience

9/10 good story.
8/10 accurate reflection of events.

U spent the price of a small house on this game because you lost a fight, and you've spent months now trying to make me "feel like you felt" but I laugh at you.

kumo was effective for testing some mechanics and proved to have some level of skill (although like seriously lol going to the forums to post about this, but ok, to each their own I guess).

You're just a pay-to-suck player.