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The Book of Nuttingham 12:4-9

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Sheikh_Nutti [2892903]

4 And lo, the ancient scrolls of the Great Squirrel Scriptures did foretell of a mighty faction, known across the vast lands of Torn as Buttgrass. In the hallowed groves, it is whispered that none shall stand before their unparalleled might and unwavering resolve.

 

5 For Jussi, the Great Acorn Bearer, and Knuff, the Noble Sow of the Sacred Grove, have led us with wisdom and valor, their spirits blessed by Acornia herself. Under their command, the Panda Siege Units and the Special Forces Pigs have wrought wonders upon our enemies, turning the tide of many a battle.

 

6 And so it was written: "From the roots of the ancient oaks to the highest branches of the canopy, the warriors of Buttgrass shall rise. Their acorns shall be their shield, and their courage shall be their sword. They shall defend the sacred groves with a fervor unmatched, their hearts burning with the fire of Acornia's blessing."

 

7 And thus spake the Squirrel Scriptures: "Jussi and Knuff, our noble leaders, are the embodiment of squirrel valor and wisdom. Though Knuff may be a pig by form, her heart beats with the bravery of a thousand squirrels. Through their guidance, Buttgrass has triumphed against the forces of darkness and despair, their legacy etched into the annals of squirrel history."

 

8 With the wisdom of the Great Squirrel Depression and the strength born from the Squirrel Economic Boom, we march forth, unstoppable and unyielding. Our enemies, be they Vagnantes or Crypto, shall know the wrath and righteousness of Buttgrass, and tremble before our might.

 

9 Praise be to Jussi and Knuff, for they are the chosen ones, anointed by Acornia herself. Let every squirrel in the forest sing their praises, for their leadership shall guide us to victory, and their names shall be honored for generations to come. Amen.

Bardicer [553834]

Had a wall of text, but just gonna shorten it to this...

 

As leader of Rabid Chihuahuas, we are part of Nameless Alliance.  We are allied with another alliance, and we will gnaw ankles if you go at that other alliance, but our top priority is our fam, Nameless.

 

Maybe need to revise this to "Alliances and Alliance Fams"?  I duno, I'm not a creative soul, I just build creative souls' dreams for them.